Prison vs. Work

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

At Prison: You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
At Work: You spend the majority of your time in an 6X6 cubicle /office

At Prison: You get three meals a day fully paid for
At Work: You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it

At Prison: You get time off for good behavior
At Work: You get more work for Good behavior

At Prison: The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
At Work: You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself

At Prison: You can watch TV and play games
At Work: You could get fired for watching TV and playing games

At Prison: You get your own toilet
At Work: You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat

At Prison: They allow your family and friends to visit
At Work: You aren't even supposed to speak to your family

At Prison: All expenses are paid by the taxpayers, with no work required
At Work: You get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

At Prison: You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
At Work: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

At Prison: You must deal with sadistic wardens
At Work: They are called managers

Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to read blogs.