FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
BEST FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we messed up ... but man that was fun

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Have a wet shoulder from your tears

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back                                                  BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: Will talk meanly to the person who talks meanly about you.                                                                                     BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them out.

FRIENDS: Will read this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like I did

QUOTES:

Girls are like fishes you gotta know where the best ones hide.

*Love is like a Waterfall, it pours out of you forever!*

Its nice to be important, but its more important to be nice!

WeN i WaS yOuNgEr i pLaYeD wiT tOyZ...nOw DaT iM oLdEr i GoT mA bOyZ

First a Fire, Then a Flame; I'm a Chick No Man Can Tame

Freinds dont let friends dress like hoochies...

if you treat a girl like a dog, she's going to pee on you

You're hotter than a menorah on Hanukah!

I heard there was a fire in your heart
I guess it soaked through your skin because you are so darn hott

If a man stands in the middle of a forest speaking,
and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

..CaNcel My Subscrptions..
..I'M oVeR uR iSsUeS..

*Life was so much easier when your clothes didn't match and boys had cooties*

Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill.
Check 3 friends. If they're OK, you're it.

AVATARS:

SONG:

Hannah Montana One In A Million Lyrics

How did I get here

I turned around

And there you were

I didn't think twice or rationalize

Cuz somehow I knew

That there was more than just chemistry

I mean I knew you were kind of into me

But I figured it's too good to be true

I said pinch me where's the catch this time

Can't find a single cloud in the sky

Help me before I get used to this guy

They say that good things take time

But really great things happen in the blink of an eye

Thought the chances to meet somebody like you were a million to one

I can't believe it

You're one in a million

All this time I was looking for love

Trying to make things work

They weren't good enough

Til I thought I'm through

Said I'm done

Then stumbled into the arms on the one

You're making me laugh about the silliest stuff

Say that I'm your diamond in the rough

When I'm mad at you

You come with your velvet touch

Can't believe that I'm so lucky

I have never felt so happy

Every time I see that sparkle in your eyes

They say that good things take time

But really great things happen in the blink of an eye

Thought the chances to meet somebody like you were a million to one

I can't believe it

You're one in a million

All this time I was looking for love

Trying to make things work

They weren't good enough

Til I thought I'm through

Said I'm done

Then stumbled into the arms on the one

I said pinch me

Where's the catch this time

Can't find a single cloud in the sky

Help me before I get used to this guy

They say that good things take time

But really great things happen in the blink of an eye

Thought the chances to meet somebody like you were a million to one

I can't believe it

They say that good things take time

But really great things happen in the blink of an eye

Thought the chances to meet somebody like you were a million to one

I can't believe it

You're one in a million

One in a million

You're one in a million

 

 

 

 

 

[Chorus: x2] Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe

Watch Me Crank It

 Watch Me Roll

 Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy

 Then Super Man Dat Hoe

 Now Watch Me Do (Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Now Watch Me Do (Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

 Now Watch Me Do (Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

 Now Watch Me Do (Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

[Verse 1:] Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe

Watch Me Lean And Watch Me Rock

Super Man Dat Hoe

 Then Watch Me Crank Dat Robocop

 Super Fresh, Now Watch Me Jock

 Jocking On Them Haterz Man

 When I Do Dat Soulja Boy

 I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Dance

(Now You)

 I'm Jocking On Yo Bitch Ass

And If We Get The Fightin

 Then I'm Cocking On Your Bitch

You Catch Me At Yo Local Party

 Yes I Crank It Everyday

 Haterz Get Mad Cuz "I Got Me Some Bathin Apes"

 [Chorus x2]

 [Verse 2:] I'm Bouncin On My Toe

Watch Me Super Soak Dat Hoe

I'ma Pass It To Arab

 Then He Gon Pass It To The Low (Low)

Haterz Wanna Be Me

Soulja Boy, I'm The Man

They Be Lookin At My Neck

 Sayin Its The Rubberband Man (Man)

Watch Me Do It (Watch Me Do It)

 Dance (Dance)

Let Get To It (Let Get To It)

 Nope, You Can't Do It Like Me

 Hoe, So Don't Do It Like Me

Folk, I See You Tryna Do It Like Me

Man That [censored] Was Ugly

 [Chorus x4]

 [Hook:] Im 2 clean off in this hoe

 Watch me crank it

 Watch me roll

 Watch me crank that roosavelt

And super soak that Hoe [x10]

Im to fresh up in this bitch

 Watch me shuffle

 Watch me jig

 Watch me crank my shoulder work

Super man that bitch [x6]

 [Chorus x2]

T PAIN Buy U A Drank (Shawty Snappin') Lyrics

Baby girl whats yo name?

 Let me talk to you,

lemme buy u a drank

I'm T-pain you know me,

 konvict music nappy boy ooo wee

I know the club close at three

whats the chances of u rollin with me?

back to the crib show u how i live

 lets get drunk forget what we did

imma buy you a drank ooo wee

 imma take you home with me

i got money in the bank

 shorty what you think bout that

 find me in the gray Cadillac

 we in the bed like oh oh ooohhh oh oh ooohhh

 we in the bed like oh oh ooohhh oh oh ooohhh

 talk to me, I talk back

lets talk money, I talk that

 crunk juice bottles, oakley shades

shawty got class, oh behave

lets get gone, walk it out (now walk it out)

just like that thats what im talkin 'bout

we gon' have fun you gon' see

 on that patrone you should get like me

(chorus) i'ma buy you a drink ooo wee oohh

i'ma take you home with me

I got money in the bank

 shawty what you think 'bout that

 find me in the grey cadillac

 we in the bed like ooo oo

we in the bed like ooo oo

 (yung joc) Wont you meet me at the bar

 respect big pimpin

 tell me how you feel mama

tell me what you sippin

a certified dime piece

deserved louie one three

150 a shot, three for you and three for me

i'm checking your body language

 I love the conversation

 and when you lick your lips

I get a tingly sensation

now we're both 'bout tipsy

you say you're in the mood

all I need is 'bout an hour better

 yet maybe two

lemme tell you how I live

 ferrari switch gears

 when I whisper in your ear,

your legs hit the chandilleer

 passion fruit and sex all in the atmosphere

i'ma let t-pain sing

so he can make it clear

(chorus) i'ma buy you a drink ooo wee oohh

i'ma take you home with me

I got money in the bank

 shawty what you think 'bout that

ill be in the grey cadillac

we in the bed like ooo oo

we in the bed like ooo oo

 

 let's get gone

let's get gone

 walk it out (now walk it think about it, awww snap)

now rock rock rock rock

 you can do it all by yourself

Let's get gone

walk it out (now walk it out think about it, awww snap)

 Now rock rock rock rock,

 you can do it all by yourself

 (chorus) i'ma buy you a drink ooo wee oohh

i'ma take you home with me

 I got money in the bank

shawty what you think 'bout that

 ill be in the grey cadillac

 we in the bed like ooo oo

we in the bed like ooo oo

I was comin to the end of a long long walk When a man crawled out of a cardboard box Under the E Street Bridge followed me on to it I went out halfway across with that homeless shadow taggin along So I dug for some change - wouldnt need it anyway He took it looking just a bit ashamed He said you know I havent always been this way Ive had my moments Days in the sun, moments I was second to none, moments When I knew I did what I thought I couldnt do Like that plane ride, coming home from the war That summer, my son was born Memories, like a coat so warm the cold wind cant get through Looking at me now you might not know it But Ive had my moments Well I stood there tryin to find my nerve Wondering if a single soul on earth would care at all Miss me when Im gone That old man just kept hangin around Lookin at me, lookin down I think he recognized That look in my eyes Standing with him there I felt ashamed I said you know I havent always been this way Ive had my moments Days in the sun, moments I was second to none, moments When I knew I did what I thought I couldnt do Like the day I, walked away from the white [wine] For a woman, who became my wife And a love that, when it was right could always see me through Looking at me know you might not know it Ive had my moments I know somewhere around a trash can fire tonight That old man tells his story One more time He says, Ive had my moments Days in the sun, moments I was second to none, moments When I knew I did what I thought I couldnt do Like that cool night, on the E Street Bridge When a young man, almost ended it I was right there, wasnt scared a bit And I helped to pull him through Looking at me now you might not know it Oh - looking at me now you might not know it Ive had my moments Ive had my moments Ive had my moments Ive had my moments

female comebacks"
Body:all Man: Where have you been my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

PHONE GA,ME

omg this is relly freky it does work!!
*~luvinbabe123~*

phone game

nope it didnt work...oh well ~jenny~

OMFG!!! mine too!!

yeah ok this is freaky... mine rang i got scared lol yeah it works

My phone rang while I was reading this
my phone rang too

I hate chain letters, but my phone rang and it freaked me out
Collin

ing friend joey called me right after i read the last lines in this ing bulletin....man...creepy....

~jr
... This works so try it yourself

My phone rang... thats creepy!

The second i finished it my phone rang

okay my phone didnt ring but some1 who i havent
talked to in a while contacted me. it really does work,
just believe(yes i kno, corny)

My phone didn't ring but I got a text message as soon as I was done reading...really odd!!

holy crap myt cell fone rang it was my friend erik holy crap thats weird

wow. my cell phone rang. wierd.
amanda

omggggoshh this is sooooo weird!!!!

this is pretty weird!!!

holy this really works

dis junk is crazi i was readin dis n ma bro jus finish callin me no lies...

::misz precious::



this is scary

lets see if it works....






I am taking the bait -
what do I have to lose right?







Hope it works!






Supposedly The Phone Will Ring
Right After You Do This.






Just read the little stories and
think of a wish as you scroll all
the way to the bottom. There is
a message there - then make your
wish.






No attachment on this one.




Stories







I'm 13 years old, and I wished
that my dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When I made
my wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there my Dad was, luggage and all!!









I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!!!





Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).




However, if you don't send this to
people in 5 minutes, you will have bad
luck for years!!



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Congratulatio... ns!!! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.



Now follow this carefully....it
can be very rewarding!!!!



If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.



This is scary!



The phone will ring right after you repost as (phone game)OMG IT ACTUALLY DID RING

Ok, so normally I would like never repost this or even do them, but I did one this time. IT was right. All correct. It freaked me out. But realllly it was weird i never thought these things turned out right, weirddddd. Creeped me out. anyways, i wonder what will hapen when you do it.....???





whatever you do, don't cheat!


CHINESE HOROSCOPE:
THE YEAR OF THE IRON DRAGON,
WISHING YOU PROSPERITY AND GOOD FORTUNE IN THE
CHINESE NEW YEAR

FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS -
DO NOT CHEAT
OR IT WON'T WORK AND
YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN`T.

TAKE 3 MINUTES
TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT.










THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO ME SAID
HER WISH CAME TRUE 10 MINUTES AFTER SHE FORWARDED THE EMAIL

NO CHEATING!!!!












... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME.








DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT.






IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY


1st. Get PEN and PAPER

2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW

3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results.

4th SCROLL DOWN

ONE LINE AT THE TIME
DON`T READ AHEAD
otherwise
YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN.











1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT.













2. Next to the NUMBERS 1 & 2,

WRITE DOWN ANY
2 NUMBERS YOU WANT.

DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER?













3. Next to the NUMBERS 3 & 7,

WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS
OF THE OPPOSITE SEX.













CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT














4. WRITE ANYONES NAME

(like FRIENDS or FAMILY...)
next to 4, 5, & 6.















DON`T CHEAT OR YOU`LL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID













5. WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11
















6. Finally,

MAKE A WISH
















... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ARE YOU READY?
HERE IS THE

KEY TO THE GAME
















1. THE NUMBER of PEOPLE THAT LIKE YOU is found in

SPACE 2







2. THE PERSON IN SPACE

3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE








3. THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in

SPACE 7








4. YOU CARE MOST about the PERSON you put in

SPACE 4









5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO

KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.









6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS THE YOUR

LUCKY STAR









7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE

PERSON IN NUMBER 3








8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE

PERSON IN 7









9. THE 10TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT

YOUR MIND








10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU

FEEL ABOUT LIFE








11. NUMBER 1 IS YOUR

LUCKY NUMBER



repost this
WITHIN AN HOUR OF READING THIS.





IF YOU DO, YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE.



* REPOST WITH : : Chinese Horoscope (Freakishly correct)

tHe BoYfRiEnD GirLfRiEnD tEsT
Apr 24, 2007 | 11:01PM GRAB A PIECE OF
PAPER AND A PEN
AND
NUMBER
IT 1 - 10!
HERE'S THE TEST!

1. Pick your favorite color out of the following:
A. Red
B. Orange
C. Yellow
D. Green
E. Blue
F. Purple

2. Pick your favorite animal out of the following:
A. Cat
B. Dog
C. Fish
D. Snake
E. Parrot
F. Mouse

3. Pick your desired honeymoon spot:
A. Hawaii
B. New York
C. East Africa
D. Spain
E. Montana

4. Pick your favorite instrument:
A. Violin
B. Piano
C. Electric Guitar
D. Drums

5. Pick your favorite soft drink:
A. Dr. Pepper
B. Sprite
C. Coca Cola,
D. Pepsi,
E. Mountain Dew.

6. Name A Person Of The Opposite Sex...
7. Name A Person Of The Same Sex...
8. The Time Now...
9. Your Age
10. You don't have to write it down, but make a WISH
...and then scroll down! ( now go down, and you will see the answers )

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HERE ARE THE ANSWERS!
Question number ONE:
A. Red - Adventerous
B.. Orange - Fun
C. Yellow - Sweet
D. Green - Wacky
E. Blue - Romantic
F. Purple - Mysterious

Question number TWO:
A. Cat - Feminine
B. Dog - Loving
C. Fish - Boring
D. Snake - Boyish
E. Parrot - Annoying
F. Mouse - Brainy

Question number THREE:
A. Hawaii - Romantic
B. New York - Busy
C. East Africa - Curious
D. Spain - Mysterious
E. Montana - Country Girl/Boy

Question number FOUR:
A. Violin - Intellectual
B. Piano - Popular
C. Electri c Guitar - Wacky
D. Drums - Wild

Question number FIVE:
A. Dr. Pepper - Popular
B. Sprite - Wacky
C. Coca Cola - Wild
D. Pepsi - Fun
E. Mountain Dew - Athletic

Question number SIX:
That person will have a crush on you after you
repost this!

Question number SEVEN:
That person will become your enemy if you don't
repost this!

Question number EIGHT:
How long you have to repost this!
(Ex: 5:15 = 5hours 15 minutes)

Question number NINE:
How many months that you and the person in number 6 will go out! if you repost this

Question number TEN:
That will come true if you repost the in the amount
of time (question) number 8 says!

Congratulations!!!!
repost it as "THE GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND TEST!!!"