1) when the joker does the 'magic trick' with the pencil going through that man's head.
2) The joker wanting his one phone call.
3)the bank robbery at the start of the movie.
4) when he is the nurse and washes his hands then walks outta the hospital while its exploding but i don't think he realises. then when he gets outta there, he looks around like he is thinking WTF? then he pushes the button a few times then summit explodes.
5)when he gets in the truck and says to the dead driver, 'move i wanna drive'.
6)when the joker almost took batman's mask off but then was arrested but he says 'please gimme a minute!'
7)when heath(joker) says 'oh the good cop bad cop routine' gordon says 'not exactly' then batman bashes his head on the desk and the joker says 'you shouldn't do that to a victim's head.'
8)when he tells how he got his scars.
9) "why so serious?''
10) where the joker says 'LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!' to the fake batman. 'will the real batman please stand up?' is written on the card-'here's my card. lol
11) when he says 'people will die each night unless the batman takes off his mask. starting tonight people will die. i'm a man of my word.'
12) when at the bank the joker says 'i killed the bus driver.' then his henchman says 'what bus driver?' then a bus comes crashing through the wall!
note: you saw heath as a cop for two seconds without the joker make-up
some wicked quotes
1)"Gamble: [to The Joker] Give me one reason why I shouldn't have my boy here rip your head off.
The Joker: How about a magic trick?
[pulls out a pencil and sticks it upright into the table]
The Joker: I'm gonna make this pencil... disappear.
[Gamble's thug walks over to kill The Joker, who pushes his face into the pencil and kills him]
The Joker: Ta-daa! It's... gone! "
2)Batman: "You wanted me. Here I am."
Joker: "I wanted to see what you'd do and you didn't disappoint. You let five people die and then you let Dent take your place. Even to a guy like me, that's cold!"
Batman: "Where's Dent?"
Joker: "Those mob fools want you gone so they can get back to the way things were, but I know the truth. There's no going back. You've changed things. Forever!"
Batman: "Then why do you want to kill me?"
Joker: [hysteric laughter] "I... I don't want to kill you! What would I do without you?!? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No, no, no. No, you... you complete... me."
Batman: "You're garbage who kills for money."
Joker: "Don't talk like one of them!" [motions to Gordon and other cops on other side of window] "You're not, even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak. Like me! They need you right now, but when they don't... they'll cast you out. Like a leper! See, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke and dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these... uh, these civilized people... they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster, I'm just ahead of the curve."
[Batman grabs the Joker violently]
3)When the Joker has the policeman in a chokehold with a peice of broken glass and the others ask him what he wants and he says, "I just want my phone call."
4)And, of course, the ending when Jim Gordon is talking to his son, "Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now...and so we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector...a dark knight."