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NEED TO KNOW VIDEO
Nov 22, 2009 | 8:44AM
Good morning , another nice day for Novemeber ! Enjoy this video it's something we need to know .... love Lori
charley - the video
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EASY CHICKEN RECIPE
Nov 21, 2009 | 8:15AM
Good morning , another nice day ! I thought all of you would like this nice Chicken recipe so enjoy and have a great day ! love Lori
Easy Chicken Recipe
Here is a chicken recipe that also includes the use of popcorn
as a stuffing -- imagine that. When I found this recipe, I thought it
was perfect for people like me, who just are not sure how to tell when
poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give this a try.
4 - 5 lb. Chicken
1 cup melted butter
1 cup stuffing
1 cup uncooked popcorn
Salt/pepper to taste
Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
Brush chicken well with melted butter salt, and pepper.
Fill cavity with stuffing mixed with popcorn.
Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven.
Listen for the popping sounds. When the chicken's arse blows the
oven door open and the chicken flies across the room and lands on the
table, it's done and ready to eat.
And, you thought I couldn't cook .....
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GOVERNMENT
Nov 20, 2009 | 8:49AM
Good morning , it's a pleasant day here in Illinois lower 50's . I hope the same or better for you depending on where you live . I was sent this entertaining video and thought i'd share it , enjoy your day ! love Lori
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LOL AN EXPLANATION
Nov 18, 2009 | 7:00AM
Good morning , sorrry i didn't get to many blogs yesterday . I had a dental that went very well for getting a filling ! My grandson and daughter were around most of the day so many things to do i was exhausted by bed time . Enjoy your day and this share i hope !
English is Weird
There's no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France.
Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.
We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth? One goose, two geese. So one moose, two meese? One index, two indices?
Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend, that you comb through the annals of history but not a single annal?
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
If teachers taught, why didn't preacher praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
If you wrote a letter, perhaps you bote your tongue?
Sometimes it seems like English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital?
Ship by truck and send cargo by ship?
Have noses that run and feet that smell?
Park on driveways and drive on parkways?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
How can overlook and oversee be opposites, while quite a lot and quite a few are alike?
How you noticed that we talk about certain things only when they are absent? Have you ever seen a horseful carriage or a strapful gown? Have you ever met a sung hero or experienced requited love?
Have you ever run into someone who was dis-combobulated, gruntled, ruly or peccable? And where are all those people who ARE spring chickens or who would ACTUALLY hurt a fly?
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling out and in which an alarm clock goes off by going on.
English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race (which, of course, isn't a race at all).
That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible. And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I end it!
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LOVE MY COMPUTER
Nov 16, 2009 | 9:18AM
Good morning ... cloudy day here and cool ! I have a cute video maybe you've seen it but anyways thought i'd share i don't see why it couldn't be fpr everyone we all clean . I had to go out for my cholestrol check just because i take it and make sure of course it's the right dosage ... my mom is eating well they are giving her Med to keep the cancer down hopefully no side effects .... she is having a problem with swelling ankles . Enjoy your day and keep Jodie bdazzle in prayers cause of her Mom if you haven't seen it check her blog , love Lori
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VIDEO FOR YOUR PLEASURE
Nov 15, 2009 | 10:32AM
Good afternoon i found this in a email and hope you enjoy . Have a great day nothing going on today here .... love Lori
Three guitars and a WHAT?????
Sweet Georgia Brown like you never heard it before.
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DOG LOVERS , VERY CUTE
Nov 14, 2009 | 1:53PM
Good evening looks like rain now it's been a beautiful day 60 ! We went to a church sale and realestate sale , i found clothes for my Grandson and cookies . I have found a segment of a dog real cute , have fun ... love Lori
I have no idea how they do this: TYPE IN a command under the dog and see what happens... Sit, roll over, down, stand, sing, dance, shake, fetch, play dead , beg, etc., and...
It's also very cute if you type in a command that's not recognized...!!
Make sure you type in 'Kiss', too, but do it last!!! (Now I have to find some Windex!)
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MY HUSBAND LOL LOL
Nov 13, 2009 | 8:41AM
Good morning ,it's going to be a nice fall day you can see a hint of light sunshine and it's suppose to be 59 here . I'm feeling pretty good back to normal . And love you visiting my blogs and if your gone a few days i start hunting you down to leave notes to make sure your ok so don't be surprised when i do that feel free though to not be obligated to be here it's just the way i am i want to make sure your ok . Enjoy this beautiful day and this goofy blog i'm posting ! love Lori
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WHY WIVES SHOULDN'T TAKE HUSBANDS SHOPPING
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany
her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I
found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out.
Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves
to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following
letter from the local Target..
Dear Mrs.Samsel,
Over the past six months, your husband has caused
quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate
this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from
the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Samsel,
are listed below and are documented by our video
surveillance cameras.
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put
them in other people's carts when they weren't
looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares
to go off at 5-minute intervals.
> 3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the
floor leading to the women's restroom.
> 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her
in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it
right away! This caused the employee to leave her assigned
station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in
turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to
lose time and costing t he company money..
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to
put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.
6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET
FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7... August 15: Set up a tent in the camping
department and told the children shoppers he'd invite
them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the
bedding department to which twenty children obliged.
> 8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could
help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't
you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called...
9. September 4: Looked right into the security
camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
> 10. September 10: While handling guns in the
hunting department, he asked the clerk where the
antidepressants were.
11. October 3: Darted around the store
suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission
Impossible' theme.
> 12. October 6: In the auto department, he
practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different
sizes of funnels.
> 13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when
people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
> 14. October 21: When an announcement came over the
loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed
'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'
And last, but not least:
> 15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the
door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey!
There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks
passed out.
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ENJOY THE DANCE AND THIS AND THAT
Nov 12, 2009 | 6:59AM
Good morning i'm up and ranning i have to go to the dr. for my physical ... i'm feeling better and good news my Mom has gained 3 lbs so thank you that she she's eating ! Enjoy your day will be back when i can it probably will be goin on noon , love Lori
P.S. i fiound this i not a big fan of her but maybe you are it will wake you up anyways .
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follow this link if you want to see dance
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DANCING DOG
Nov 10, 2009 | 1:58PM
Hi , there i've just getting for a moment not been feel well today so i never went to the denist . I hope all of you have been enjoying your day .... love Lori p.s you probably seen this but i'm sure you all will enjoy it again .... smart dog .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqbVbPvlDoM
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