I love haiku day.
I think haiku are funny.
Here's five syllables.

I can't believe it.
I hate the whole thing -- good Lord.
I need Jenny Craig.

I should learn to fly.
Make that, should HAVE learned to fly.
Now I will go splat.

"Vegetarians:
They do not eat any meat."
-- Captain Obvious.

This is a haiku.
Unless, of course, I'm lying.
Don't worry -- I'm not.

I am a robot.
I don't have any feelings.
That makes me so sad.