If I could take over the world, the first ten rules I would make are:

1. Four-day work week, at five-day work week salaries. Business models be damned!

2. Arrested Development un-cancelled.

3. Hybrd (or cleaner) cars only.

4. Better distribution of food to the hungry and medicine to the sick.

5. I get to have a recurring starring roll on Arrested Development.

6. Scientists must develop ice cream that tastes exactly as good as the full-fat original, but with no calories.

7. Eliminate any toilet paper less than 3-ply.

8. All sinks, doors, and soap dispensers in public bathrooms must be foot-operated to prevent skin contact with germy surfaces.

9. I write at least three episodes per season of Arrested Development.

10. No shirt, no shoes, no problem. Except in public restrooms.