I showed Lauren an article about Britney making millions of baby photos and videos, by selling clips of her newborn kid to the tabloids. She wasn't impressed with Britney's choice to profit that way.  I tend to agree with Lauren on this one.

But my question is, why does Britney need the money? Is it for the new kid's college fund?  Because I got news for ya, Ms. Spears-Federline: Ain't no way little Cletus is going to get -- or comprehend -- a college education.

Lauren hints that Brit&Kev could turn around and donate their newest influx of cash to one or more charities.  I'm thinking: Singing lessons.

(RIm shot.)