I have a friend named Seth. Seth is one of the funniest people on the planet, and a few months ago, he and I wrote a song celebrating Martha Stewart's hosting of "The Apprentice."

It's to the tune of the "Copa-Cabana."

The Martha Cabana
by Seth Brown and Lex Friedman

Her name was Martha
She was a mogul
She had a famous magazine,
Taught folks how to cook and clean

She could use pine cones
To stuff a turkey
Although her voice sounds like a man's,
Her clothing line has many fans

Except for in Beijing
Where kids do her sewing
Earning 14 cents an hour
Which is not much bling!

Now she's hosting...
The new Apprentice
Like Trump's hair, it's truly momentous

Yes she's hosting
The new Apprentice
We won't get tired
Of hearing "You're fired"
Since she's hosting...
On your TV.

His name was Donald
He hired Martha
He didn't care she broke the law,
Since she could make a mean foie gras

'Though she was locked up
Her arts were crafty
She didn't even find it hard
To garden in the prison yard

And now they've set her free
So she's back on TV
Hosting this season of Apprentice
That's on NBC!

Trump and Martha
On the Apprentice
Together, they're both quite stupendous
Trump and Martha
On the Apprentice...
They lead in the ratings,
Cause they're dominating
Trump and Martha....
On your TV!