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funny pickup line come backs
Jun 13, 2007 | 7:58AM
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".

Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?
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cute overload!!!!
Jun 02, 2007 | 7:49AM

Funny Pictures

you know your drunk when ur holding on to the floor

 

 

lol ilove that picture everyone whos been on my profile knows i have a  bunny called domino well i checked and hes about 4 months old now=) hes getting big which mean now hes over 3 months he can be neutered hehe so i going get that done soon before he starts marking his territory (hes a house bunny)

hes some piz of my son hehe

 

domino wondering wat the camera is

 

luk at his itty bitty harness

 

this is when i first got him at 8 weeks

 

domino watching me

 

domino watching out the window

 

my bed has been took over!!

 

"do i luk fat in this"

 

bathroom problems?

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karma!
May 27, 2007 | 7:02PM

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Hey peeps i just thought i would air my views on the karma being removed alot of people are posting comments on the topic's about the karma saying their glad that its been removed but i noticed most of these people have rather low karma lvls like myself i think that those people who have put the time and effort into getting really high karma lvlz the people who deserve it and if the karma is removed perminatly they will have lost out on all that hard work i belive that the people with moving swirlys should be rewarded(note i am not lukin freebees i have a really low karma lvl and dont deserve it) maby if the karma isnt re-intoduced i think those people should maby get so many free grabbles to make up for it or 6 months free membership tell me your views on this

p.s i mizz my karma =(

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for you i wud die =(
May 23, 2007 | 2:14PM

For you I would Die

She sat him across from her,
She looked him in the eye.
"How much do you love me?"
He said: "For you, I would die."
She looked down at her hands,
"Would you ever let me go?"
His face turned very serious,
And he responded with a "no."
"What is this about?" He asked,
The girl only shook her head,
"Nothing, I was just curious, "
But he doubted in what she said.
Three weeks after this though,
She sat him down again,
And softly she whispered,
"Do you think there is a heaven?"
He stared at her intently,
Before opening his mouth to reply,
"Yes, I believe there is..."
He pointed to the sky.
The girl seemed mostly satisfied,
But her eyes held a sad light,
She held his hand and kissed it,
And he knew something wasn't right.
"Baby tell me now please, "
What are you hiding from me?"
She avoided looking at him,
This wasn't going to be easy.....
Five days later she found herself,
Cradled in a hospital bed,
Her boyfriend right next her,
Gently kissing her forehead.
"You're gonna be okay, "
He smiled down at her.
Still in a little shock,
That she had liver cancer.
She had told him she was sick,
And chances were very grim,
But during the week he was tested,
And told her cure was within him.
So when he had kissed his girl,
He had been kissing her goodbye,
How much did he love her?
...For her he would die....
The girl woke up later that day,
After a complicated surgery.
She had gone expecting to die,
Confused she said: What happened to me?
The surgeon looked at her,
"Your man also went under the knife,
He gave you his good liver,
In order to save your life."
So he hadn't let her go,
But instead gone in her place,
Trusting that one day in heaven,
He would again look her in the face.

 


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barbie vomit!!
May 23, 2007 | 1:19PM

lol as i said before i love the colour pink and today someone who was looking at my myspace

www.myspace.com/sweet_babygirl2007 said it luked like barbie had threw up all over it this made me laugh so hard i still laughing hehehe

so wat i like girly things she just started hating on me  i guess it must be jealously anything thats all i going to write cause i going to go play some games and wait for my man to come online and please me!

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the weekend
May 18, 2007 | 8:48AM

okay so i going away for the weekend i actually leaving in 20 mins so i have to hurry domino the bunny is coming with me lol he has a cat carrier box but yea he doesnt like it and when hes in it he meks a mess of the blanket and chews on the bars but he should be fine hes just used to being a house bunny you can see his pictures on my profile somewhere lol and yea i kinda love these colours my favorite colour is pink so my blogs and my profile will be pink heaven anyway i going end the blog here as i g2g my car has arrived (wow i feel so special)

bye guys

xox

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my first blog (into)
May 16, 2007 | 4:40PM

well umm wat is their to say this is my first blog and i kinda new to this all =) so just bare with me

this is a little about my life well i was born in northern ireland then when i was 11 i went to live in africa (kenya) for 1.5 years then i moved to belize central america for 4 years then back to kenya for like 6 months then i left home flew the nest watever you want to call it and now i live in ireland with my bunny domino i am 17 years old and i am totally in love with rudy he's the love of my life lol well thats all i going to write today cause its 1am and i still have to dry my hair before i go to bed anyway

mwah mwah

xox

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