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Choose your words carefully!
Feb 11, 2007 | 8:42AM
A man getting along in years finds that he is unable to perform. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing seems to work.
 

Finally, as a last hope, the doctor refers him to an African medicine man.  The medicine man says, "I can cure this."

 

With that said, he throws a white powder into a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. Then he says, "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year.  All you have to do is say '1 2 3,' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"

 

The man then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue?"

 

The medicine man replies: "When your partner can take no more sex and is completely satisfied, all she has to say is '1 2 3 4', and it will then go down. But be warned: The swordsman will not rise again for another year."

 

The old gent rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers.  That night he showers, shaves, and smothers himself in aftershave. He slides into bed, cuddles up to his wife, says "1 2 3" and suddenly he has the most gigantic stiffie ever, just as the medicine man promised.

 

His wife turns over and asks, "What did you say '1 2 3' for?"
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sammyspicer Read sammyspicer Gradmirable
February 11, 2007 @ 8:14PM
 
OMG that is hilarious! I didn't get it at first, Duh me Reread it and can't stop laughing!!
((hugs)) Sandy
shortandsweet_1 Read shortandsweet_1 Grabnormal
February 12, 2007 @ 5:48PM
 
LMAO
That's funny! Thanks for the giggle,
hugs
Sandy
masigran Read masigran Grabnormal
March 09, 2007 @ 5:17AM
 
This was a wonderful joke, thank you for the laugh
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I'm 38 years old & married for 14 years to Mark. We have four children, Wyatt aged 9, Alix (g) aged 6, Aaron aged 5 and Faye Kathryn 2. I enjoy swimming, which I do at least twice a week, going to the cinema and going on long walks, preferably somewhere we can feed the ducks, swimming & reading. Wyatt is a cub scout & Alix goes to Beavers where I am a leader. Alix & Faye do Morris Dancing where I help with the training, so I don;t have much spare time after all that! We've not long since moved house. We're supposed to be having a new kitchen fitted in August, which will take 3/4 weeks. I am NOT looking forward to it! We're going on holiday in a caravan in Morecambe for a week in August, it's gonna be a nightmare coming home to no washing machine & dryer!
Did I mention I love swimming??? Lol ;-)