If a mechanical camel strolled down the thanksgiving parade .  I imagine its humps to rise up and do a little spinnin' . Plus the camels head would turn back and forth and send out some electric spit .

Dish washing's like doing laundry . Except the work's done in the kitchen . There's a different soap and drying method . As well as the time limit to do the task is different too .

When something is burnt . It's not burnt . It's just " cooked to the sticker . "

There's always a bad attitude permitted here . When it was time for every female to go around to introduce herself individually .  Here is how the intro might take place . Ms. Pathetic : Hi , I'm Ms. Pathetic . I find you grotesque . Ms. Rediculous : Hi , I'm Rediculous . You're just as freaky as a horror flick  .  Ha !

If you put laughing gas in your car .  It will run you over with a full doze of energized jokes .

How do you keep a chatter box quiet ? Answer :  Just close its lid and put duct tape over it . Ha !

When everything's at steak .  There's a world renown obsession with eating something from a deceased animal . Ha !

Two turkey's were in a heavy argument  .  One had enough of the shouting back and forth . So it told the other one to " Stuff It ! "  Ha !

There's a choir . Who got the giggles . When they sprang into the halleluyah chorus  . It was more like Hallelu-haha ! When there was a wind brushing swiflty through the wings of angels . There was a tickle heard loudly in Heaven . Which made the angels sound just as funny as the choir below . Yet only louder . Ha !

What is a baseball players Monday ? Answer : Moun-day ! Hahahahaha  !