Two Little Boys

After a hardy rainstorm filled all the potholes in the streets
and alleys, a young mother watched
her two little boys playing in the puddle
 through her kitchen window.
The older of the two, a five year old lad,
 grabbed his sibling by the back of his head
and shoved his face into the water hole.
As the boy recovered and stood laughing and dripping,
the mother runs to the yard in a panic. '
 Why on earth did you do that to your little brother?
!' she asks as she shook the older boy in anger.
 'We were just playing 'church' mommy,
' he said. 'And I was just baptizing him....
.in the name of the Father, the Son and in...
the hole-he-goes.'