dashing through the sand with something strappto my back i have a nasty plan for christmas in iraq. i got through check point a but not checkpoint b that's when i got shoot in the butt by the u.s. military.....

( that's not funny )

ooooh jingle bombs,jingle bombs wine went off you see, were is all of the people that bin laden promised me .oooh jingle bombs,jingle bombs don't laugh at me because i am dead,the only thing i have left is the towel up on my head. i use to be a man ,but  everytime i cough thanks to uncle sam,my stuff keeps falling off .my bombing days are done, i need to find some work perhaps it would be safer as conveinient store night clerk .ooooh jingle bombs,jingle bombs i think i got tricked ,don't laugh at me because i gone or i will hurt you .

i hurt you !

this is the edited version of it .

i changed some words to make it sound a little better so that i could post it here . for the unedited version go to youtube and type in jingle bombs .when you do that it will bring up the song .this is a jeff dunham christmas song