Ahoy, there mateys!  I near about danced a jig when I found out today was Talk Like a Pirate Day.  Aye, that I did!  While I may not have much in the way of pirate clothing, I'll be throwing my arrrr's around today and pretending me umbrella is a sword.  Avast, ye scallywags!

Here be a link if ye wish to Talk Like a Pirate!  Thar ye can learn the vast pirate terms there be, watch a video on the Five A's of Talking Like a Pirate and find out what your pirate name may be.  From now on, I shall be known as Dirty Morgan Bonney, the most fearsome female pirate in the great white north!  Arrrr, shiver me timbers!