A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees
this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little
guy
staring at him, looks down, and says:
7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound balls, Turner
Brown."

The white man faints and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy
says:
"What's wrong with you?"

In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says: "I saw your curious look and figured
I'd just give
you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet
tall, I weigh 350 pounds; I have a 20 inch dick, my balls
weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown.

The small guy says: "Turner Brown?? Sweet Jesus, I thought you said,

"Turn around."