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Who's Better
Jul 04, 2008 | 12:20PM

     Jesus and Satan were arguing over who was better with computers.  Finally god suggested they settle it: Each would spend two hours using spreadsheets, designing web pages, making charts and tables-everything they knew how to do.

     The two sat down at their keyboards and began typing furiouslyJust before the two hours were up, a thunderstorm knocked the power out Once it came back on, they booted up their computers.

     "It's gone! It's all gone!" Satan began to scream.  "My Work Was DESTORYED!"

     Meanwhile, Jesus began quietly printing out his work.  "Hey, he must have cheated!" Satan yelled "How come all his stuff wasn't lost?"

     God shrugged and said simply"Jesus saves."

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While the Cat's Away
Jul 01, 2008 | 12:46PM

A woman is in bed with her lover, who also happens to be her husband's best friend.

They make love for hours and, afterwards, while they're just lying there, the phone rings. Since it's the woman's house, she picks up the receiver. The best friend listens, only hearing her side of the conversation:

"Hello? Oh, hi... I'm so glad that you called... Really? That's wonderful.... Well, I'm happy to hear you're having such a great time... Oh, that sounds terrific... Thanks. Okay. Bye bye."

She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, "Who was that?"

"Oh" she replies, "That was my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you."

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Guilt Trip LOL
Jun 13, 2008 | 9:04AM

       My mother, a master of guilt trips, showed me a photo of herself waiting by a phone that never rings.

       "Mom, I call all the time," I said. "If you had an answering machine, you'd know." Soon after my brother installed one for her.

       When I called the next time, I got her machine: "If you are a salesperson, press one. If you're a friend, press two. If you're my daughter that never calls, press 911 because the shock will probably give me a heart attack."

                                            ~SUSAN STARACE BALDUCCI

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~*~My Lil` Sisters Wedding~*~
May 28, 2008 | 6:18AM

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                                                  Diana and Daddy!!

I just want to tell everyone how much fun I had makin my lil sister all beautiful on her wedding day! With the help of Audra!!! I am so happy for her! She is now Diana Angel! My baby is growing up!

Well I just wanted to get on here and put up 2 of my fav. pics so far, and I will have more up we have about 2000 or more of them!!

Hope all of my grab friends enjoy! 

 

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               Diana                 Preacher                  Chris

Oh and here in one more and I have some in my photo album!!

 

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What love means to 4-8 year olds LOL
May 19, 2008 | 12:14PM

I got this in an e-mail and thought I'd share it with you!

 

What Love means to a 4-8 year old .... Slow down for three minutes to read this. It is so worth it. Touching words from the mouth of babes. A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, 'What does love mean?' The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined See what you think:

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'When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.' Rebecca- age 8

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 'When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.' Billy - age 4

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 'Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.' Karl - age 5

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'Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.' Chrissy - age 6

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 'Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.' Terri - age 4 ________________________________

'Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.' Danny - age 7

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'Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss' Emily - age 8

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 'Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.' Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)

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 'If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate,' Nikka - age 6 (we need a few million more Nikka's on this planet)

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'Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.' Noelle - age 7

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'Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.' Tommy - age 6

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 'During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore.' Cindy - age 8

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 'My mommy loves me more than anybody You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.' Clare - age 6

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'Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.' Elaine-age 5

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 'Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.' Chris - age 7

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'Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.' Mary Ann - age 4

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'I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.' Lauren - age 4

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'When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.' (what an image) Karen - age 7

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'Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross.' Mark - age 6

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'You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.' Jessica - age 8

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Note to Self LOL
May 12, 2008 | 12:45AM

     For a while my husband and I had opposite scheduled.  He worked during the day and I worked at night.  One day I had noticed that he had left a note to himself on the kicthen counter that said "STAMPS" in large letters.  As a helpful surprise, I bought him some at the post office and put them on the counter befor going to work.

     The next morning I found the same note."STAMPS" was crossed out.  Underneath he had written, "ONE MILLION DOLLARS!"

-STEPHANIE SHELLEY

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Live Longer
May 08, 2008 | 11:15AM

      A couple of hours into a visit with my mother

she noticed i hadn't lit up a cigarette once.

"Are you tring to kick the habit?"

     "No," I replied, "I've got a cold and i dont

smoke when I'm not feeling well."

     "You know," she observed, "you'd probably

live longer if you were sick more often."

          -IAN A.HAMMEL

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LOL can U Spell
May 07, 2008 | 9:09AM

     While working as a television-news cameraman, I arrived at an accident scene, and a cameraman from another station pulled up behind me. As I parked the news cruiser, I heard a policeman on the scanner using the radio phonetic alphabet to alert other officers.

     "Be aware that the Mike Echo Delta India Alfa has arrived,"he said.

     I approached the officer, looked him in the eye and said, "You might be suprised to know that some of us in the Mike Echo Delta India Alfa can Sierra Papa Echo Lima Lima."

                                 -Al Girard

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~Fight Global Warming~ Myths and Facts!!
May 05, 2008 | 6:15AM

I was reading this on fightglobalwarming.com and thought that I would share it with you all! Hope you enjoy!

 

http://www.fightglobalwarming.com/page.cfm?tagID=274

 

          Global Warming Myths and Facts

MYTH The science of global warming is too uncertain to act on.FACT There is no debate among scientists about the basic facts of global warming.The most respected scientific bodies have stated unequivocally that global warming is occurring, and people are causing it by burning fossil fuels (like coal, oil and natural gas) and cutting down forests. The U.S. National Academy of Sciences, which in 2005 the White House called "the gold standard of objective scientific assessment," issued a joint statement with 10 other National Academies of Science saying "the scientific understanding of climate change is now sufficiently clear to justify nations taking prompt action. It is vital that all nations identify cost-effective steps that they can take now, to contribute to substantial and long-term reduction in net global greenhouse gas emissions." (Joint Statement of Science Academies: Global Response to Climate Change [PDF], 2005)

The only debate in the science community about global warming is about how much and how fast warming will continue as a result of heat-trapping emissions. Scientists have given a clear warning about global warming, and we have more than enough facts — about causes and fixes — to implement solutions right now.

MYTH Even if global warming is a problem, addressing it will hurt American industry and workers.FACT A well designed trading program will harness American ingenuity to decrease heat-trapping pollution cost-effectively, jumpstarting a new carbon economy.Claims that fighting global warming will cripple the economy and cost hundreds of thousands of jobs are unfounded. In fact, companies that are already reducing their heat-trapping emissions have discovered that cutting pollution can save money. The cost of a comprehensive national greenhouse gas reduction program will depend on the precise emissions targets, the timing for the reductions and the means of implementation. An independent MIT study found that a modest cap-and-trade system would cost less than $20 per household annually and have no negative impact on employment.

Experience has shown that properly designed emissions trading programs can reduce compliance costs significantly compared with other regulatory approaches. For example, the U.S. acid rain program reduced sulfur dioxide emissions by more than 30 percent from 1990 levels and cost industry a fraction of what the government originally estimated, according to EPA. Furthermore, a mandatory cap on emissions could spur technological innovation that could create jobs and wealth. Letting global warming continue until we are forced to address it on an emergency basis could disrupt and severely damage our economy. It is far wiser and more cost-effective to act now.

MYTH Water vapor is the most important, abundant greenhouse gas. So if we’re going to control a greenhouse gas, why don’t we control it instead of carbon dioxide (CO2)?FACT Although water vapor traps more heat than CO2, because of the relationships among CO2, water vapor and climate, to fight global warming nations must focus on controlling CO2.Atmospheric levels of CO2 are determined by how much coal, natural gas and oil we burn and how many trees we cut down, as well as by natural processes like plant growth. Atmospheric levels of water vapor, on the other hand, cannot be directly controlled by people; rather, they are determined by temperatures. The warmer the atmosphere, the more water vapor it can hold. As a result, water vapor is part of an amplifying effect. Greenhouse gases like CO2 warm the air, which in turn adds to the stock of water vapor, which in turn traps more heat and accelerates warming. Scientists know this because of satellite measurements documenting a rise in water vapor concentrations as the globe has warmed.

The best way to lower temperature and thus reduce water vapor levels is to reduce CO2 emissions.

MYTH Global warming and extra CO2 will actually be beneficial — they reduce cold-related deaths and stimulate crop growth.FACT Any beneficial effects will be far outweighed by damage and disruption.Even a warming in just the middle range of scientific projections would have devastating impacts on many sectors of the economy. Rising seas would inundate coastal communities, contaminate water supplies with salt and increase the risk of flooding by storm surge, affecting tens of millions of people globally. Moreover, extreme weather events, including heat waves, droughts and floods, are predicted to increase in frequency and intensity, causing loss of lives and property and throwing agriculture into turmoil.

Even though higher levels of CO2 can act as a plant fertilizer under some conditions, scientists now think that the "CO2 fertilization" effect on crops has been overstated; in natural ecosystems, the fertilization effect can diminish after a few years as plants acclimate. Furthermore, increased CO2 may benefit undesirable, weedy species more than desirable species.

Higher levels of CO2 have already caused ocean acidification, and scientists are warning of potentially devastating effects on marine life and fisheries. Moreover, higher levels of regional ozone (smog), a result of warmer temperatures, could worsen respiratory illnesses. Less developed countries and natural ecosystems may not have the capacity to adapt.

The notion that there will be regional “winners” and “losers” in global warming is based on a world-view from the 1950’s. We live in a global community. Never mind the moral implications — when an environmental catastrophe creates millions of refugees half-way around the world, Americans are affected.

MYTH Global warming is just part of a natural cycle. The Arctic has warmed up in the past.FACT The global warming we are experiencing is not natural. People are causing it.People are causing global warming by burning fossil fuels (like oil, coal and natural gas) and cutting down forests. Scientists have shown that these activities are pumping far more CO2 into the atmosphere than was ever released in hundreds of thousands of years. This buildup of CO2 is the biggest cause of global warming. Since 1895, scientists have known that CO2 and other greenhouse gases trap heat and warm the earth. As the warming has intensified over the past three decades, scientific scrutiny has increased along with it. Scientists have considered and ruled out other, natural explanations such as sunlight, volcanic eruptions and cosmic rays. (IPCC 2001)

Though natural amounts of CO2 have varied from 180 to 300 parts per million (ppm), today's CO2 levels are around 380 ppm. That's 25% more than the highest natural levels over the past 650,000 years. Increased CO2 levels have contributed to periods of higher average temperatures throughout that long record. (Boden, Carbon Dioxide Information Analysis Center)

As for previous Arctic warming, it is true that there were stretches of warm periods over the Arctic earlier in the 20th century. The limited records available for that time period indicate that the warmth did not affect as many areas or persist from year to year as much as the current warmth. But that episode, however warm it was, is not relevant to the issue at hand. Why? For one, a brief regional trend does not discount a longer global phenomenon.

We know that the planet has been warming over the past several decades and Arctic ice has been melting persistently. And unlike the earlier periods of Arctic warmth, there is no expectation that the current upward trend in Arctic temperatures will reverse; the rising concentrations of greenhouse gases will prevent that from happening.

MYTH We can adapt to climate change — civilization has survived droughts and temperature shifts before.FACT Although humans as a whole have survived the vagaries of drought, stretches of warmth and cold and more, entire societies have collapsed from dramatic climatic shifts.The current warming of our climate will bring major hardships and economic dislocations — untold human suffering, especially for our children and grandchildren. We are already seeing significant costs from today's global warming which is caused by greenhouse gas pollution. Climate has changed in the past and human societies have survived, but today six billion people depend on interconnected ecosystems and complex technological infrastructure.

What's more, unless we limit the amount of heat-trapping gases we are putting into the atmosphere, we will face a warming trend unseen since human civilization began 10,000 years ago. (IPCC 2001)

The consequences of continued warming at current rates are likely to be dire. Many densely populated areas, such as low-lying coastal regions, are highly vulnerable to climate shifts. A middle-of-the-range projection is that the homes of 13 to 88 million people around the world would be flooded by the sea each year in the 2080s. Poorer countries and small island nations will have the hardest time adapting. (McLean et al. 2001)

In what appears to be the first forced move resulting from climate change, 100 residents of Tegua island in the Pacific Ocean were evacuated by the government because rising sea levels were flooding their island. Some 2,000 other islanders plan a similar move to escape rising waters. In the United States, the village of Shishmaref in Alaska, which has been inhabited for 400 years, is collapsing from melting permafrost. Relocation plans are in the works.

Scarcity of water and food could lead to major conflicts with broad ripple effects throughout the globe. Even if people find a way to adapt, the wildlife and plants on which we depend may be unable to adapt to rapid climate change. While the world itself will not end, the world as we know it may disappear.

MYTH Recent cold winters and cool summers don’t feel like global warming to me.FACT While different pockets of the country have experienced some cold winters here and there, the overall trend is warmer winters.Measurements show that over the last century the Earth’s climate has warmed overall, in all seasons, and in most regions. Climate skeptics mislead the public when they claim that the winter of 2003–2004 was the coldest ever in the northeastern United States. That winter was only the 33rd coldest in the region since records began in 1896. Furthermore, a single year of cold weather in one region of the globe is not an indication of a trend in the global climate, which refers to a long-term average over the entire planet.

MYTH Global warming can’t be happening because some glaciers and ice sheets are growing, not shrinking.FACT In most parts of the world, the retreat of glaciers has been dramatic. The best available scientific data indicate that Greenland's massive ice sheet is shrinking.Between 1961 and 1997, the world’s glaciers lost 890 cubic miles of ice. The consensus among scientists is that rising air temperatures are the most important factor behind the retreat of glaciers on a global scale over long time periods. Some glaciers in western Norway, Iceland and New Zealand have been expanding during the past few decades. That expansion is a result of regional increases in storm frequency and snowfall rather than colder temperatures — not at all incompatible with a global warming trend.

In Greenland, a NASA satellite that can measure the ice mass over the whole continent has found that although there is variation from month to month, over the longer term, the ice is disappearing. In fact, there are worrisome signs that melting is accelerating: glaciers are moving into the ocean twice as fast as a decade ago, and, over time, more and more glaciers have started to accelerate. What is most alarming is the prediction, based on model calculations and historical evidence, that an approximately 5.4 degree Fahrenheit increase in local Greenland temperatures will lead to irreversible meltdown and a sea-level rise of over 20 feet. Since the Arctic is warming 2-3 times faster than the global average, this tipping point is not far away.

The only study that has shown increasing ice mass in Greenland only looked at the interior of the ice sheet, not at the edges where melting occurs. This is actually in line with climate model predictions that global warming would lead to a short-term accumulation of ice in the cold interior due to heavier snowfall. (Similarly, scientists have predicted that Antarctica overall will gain ice in the near future due to heavier snowfall.) The scientists who published the study were careful to point out that their results should not be used to conclude that Greenland's ice mass as a whole is growing. In addition, their data suggested that the accumulation of snow in the middle of the continent is likely to decrease over time as global warming continues.

MYTH Accurate weather predictions a few days in advance are hard to come by. Why on earth should we have confidence in climate projections decades from now? FACT Climate prediction is fundamentally different from weather prediction, just as climate is different from weather.It is often more difficult to make an accurate weather forecast than a climate prediction. The accuracy of weather forecasting is critically dependent upon being able to exactly and comprehensively characterize the present state of the global atmosphere. Climate prediction relies on other, longer ranging factors. For instance, we might not know if it will be below freezing on a specific December day in New England, but we know from our understanding of the region's climate that the temperatures during the month will generally be low. Similarly, climate tells us that Seattle and London tend to be rainy, Florida and southern California are usually warm, and the Southwest is often dry and hot.

Today’s climate models can now reproduce the observed global average climates over the past century and beyond. Such findings have reinforced scientist’s confidence in the capacity of models to produce reliable projections of future climate. Current climate assessments typically consider the results from a range of models and scenarios for future heat-trapping emissions in order to identify the most likely range for future climatic change.

MYTH As the ozone hole shrinks, global warming will no longer be a problem.FACT Global warming and the ozone hole are two different problems.The ozone hole is a thinning of the stratosphere's ozone layer, which is roughly 9 to 31 miles above the earth's surface. The depletion of the ozone is due to man-made chemicals like chlorofluorocarbons (CFCs). A thinner ozone layer lets more harmful ultraviolet (UV) radiation to reach the earth's surface.

Global warming, on the other hand, is the increase in the earth's average temperature due to the buildup of CO2 and other greenhouse gases in the atmosphere from human activities.

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The Diet Club
May 04, 2008 | 12:04PM

     A member of a diet club bemoaned her lack of will power.  She'd made her family's favorite cake over the weekend, she explained, and they'd eated half of it.  The next day, however, the uneaten half beckoned. She cut herself a slice.  Then another, and another. By the time she'd polished off the cake, she know her husband would be disappointed.

     "What did he say when he found out?" one of the club mambers asked

     "He never found out," she said.  "I made another cake and ate half of it!"

                                                             -Husain Ali

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Hiding Money
May 01, 2008 | 2:05PM

     Dad is from the old school, where you keep your money under the mattress-only he kept his in his underwear drawer. One day I bought my dad an unusual personal safe-a can of spray paint with a false bottom-so he could keep his money in his workshop.

     Later I asked Mom if he was using it. "Oh yes," she replied, "he put his money in it the same day."

    "No burglar would ever think to look on the work shelf!" I gloated.

     "They won't have to,"my mom replied. "He keeps the paint can in his underwear drawer."

                                   -Judee Mulvey

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Your Money or You Life LOL
May 01, 2008 | 1:48PM

     As a freelance secretary, I type story manuscripts. When an author pays me I print the name of the story across the top of his check. Once when i took a check to the bank, the teller suddenly froze. Only after I had explained my procedure to a bank officer did the reason for the tellers reaction become clear.

     The story was called "Your Money or Your Life," and that, of course, was what I had written in bold letters across the top of the check.

                                   _Elio Desiderio

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