Jesus and Satan were arguing over who was better with computers.  Finally god suggested they settle it: Each would spend two hours using spreadsheets, designing web pages, making charts and tables-everything they knew how to do.

     The two sat down at their keyboards and began typing furiously.  Just before the two hours were up, a thunderstorm knocked the power out.  Once it came back on, they booted up their computers.

     "It's gone! It's all gone!" Satan began to scream.  "My Work Was DESTORYED!"

     Meanwhile, Jesus began quietly printing out his work.  "Hey, he must have cheated!" Satan yelled.  "How come all his stuff wasn't lost?"

     God shrugged and said simply,  "Jesus saves."