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IS YOUR MAIL EVER SAFE......LOL
Mar 03, 2008 | 4:26AM
An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual
tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His
only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a
letter to his son and described his predicament:

 Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant
my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a
garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you
would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
I miss you and I Love you, Papa

 A few days later he received a letter from his son.
 Dear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love, Vinnie

 At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug
up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old
man and left.

That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

 Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the
circumstances.
Love you,
Vinnie
 
  
 
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THIS IS VERY SAD BUT ALSO TRUE
Feb 24, 2008 | 8:45AM

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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GOD IS LIKE.......
Feb 20, 2008 | 9:38PM
God is like.
BAYER ASPIRIN

He works miracles.



God is like.
a FORD

He's got a better idea.



God is like.
 
COKE

He's the  real thing.



(This is great)


God is like.

HALLMARK CARDS
He cares enough to send His very best.


God is like.

TIDE

He gets the stains out that others leave behind.



God is like.

GENERAL ELECTRIC
He  brings good things to life.


God is like.

SEARS
He has everything.


God is like.

ALKA-SELTZER
Try Him, you'll like Him


God is like.

SCOTCH TAPE

You can't see Him, but you know He's there.



God is like.

DELTA
He's ready when you are.


God is like.

ALLSTATE

You're in  good hands with Him. 
 


God is like.

VO-5 Hair Spray
 
He holds through all kinds of weather.


God is like.

DIAL SOAP

Aren't you  glad you have Him?  Don't you wish everybody did?


(that one is my favorite)



God is like
.
the U.S. POST OFFICE

Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet nor ice will keep Him from His  appointed destination. 
  
 

 

God is like.
 Chevrolet. . . .the heart beat of America  
    
 

 

God is like
Maxwell house. . .
Good to the very last drop      
 

 

 God is like.
B o u n ty . . . .
 He is the quicker picker upper. . can handle the tough jobs. . .and He won't fall apart on you



Forward this to! 10 people so that they can know what God is like......( only! if you want to)!


BLESSINGS FROM

MY HOUSE TO YOUR  HOUSE 
  

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5 THINGS YOUR CELL PHONE CAN DO
Feb 20, 2008 | 8:37PM

                  

5 Things I bet, you never knew your Cell phone, was capable of doing...!

There are a few things that can be done in times of  grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it:

FIRST Emergency: The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile, network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. Try it out.

 

SECOND No Car Keys: Have you ever lost or locked your keys in the car? Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock.Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other 'remote' for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk). Editor's Note: 'It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car over a cell phone!'

THIRD Hidden Battery Power: Imagine your cell battery is very low. To activate, press the keys *3370# Your cell will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your cell next time.

 FOURTH Disabling a Stolen mobile phone: How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone? To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits on your phone: * # 0 6 #, a15 digit code appears on the screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. When your phone turns up missing or is stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless. You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you'll know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either. If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing mobile phones.

FIFTH Free Information Directory Service: Are you aware that cell phone companies are charging us $1.00 to $1.75 or more for 411 information calls when they don't have to. Most of us do not carry a telephone directory in our vehicle, which makes this situation even more of a problem. When you need to use the 411 information option, simply dial: (800) FREE 411, or (800) 373-3411 without incurring any charge at all. Program this into your cell phone now.

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AW HE IS SO CUTE
Feb 20, 2008 | 7:43PM
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MY PERSONAL UPDATE
Dec 04, 2007 | 11:51PM

HELLO MY GRAB FAMILY

I HAVE SOME GREAT

NEWS

I

AM

NOW

A

GRANDMA

MY GRANDSON WAS BORN

OCTOBER 24TH!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WHAT A CUTTIE PIE

 

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HOW TO GET THE POLICE TO COME WHEN YOU'RE OLD
May 25, 2007 | 5:41PM

How to get the police to come when you're old....


With age comes wisdom, and we must do the best we can.

 HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE

 George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed when his
wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she
 could see from the bedroom window.
 George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there
 were people in the shed stealing things.
 He phoned the police, who asked, "Is someone in your house?" He said,  "no."
 Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply
 lock his door and an officer would be along when available.

 George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police  again.
 "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in
 my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just
 shot them all." Then he hung up.

 Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an
ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars  red-handed.


 One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot
 them!"
 George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

 (True Story) I LOVE IT.

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HERE IS A GOOD LAUGH
May 24, 2007 | 4:41PM






 


 

 


Ain't it the Truth!!!

A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical.

The nurse starts with certain basic items.

"How much do you weigh?" she asks.

"115," she says.

The nurse puts her on the scale.

It turns out her weight is 140.

The nurse asks, "Your height?"

"5 foot 8," she says.

The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5".

She then takes her blood pressure

And tells the woman it is very high

"Of course it's high!" she screams,

"When I came in here I was tall and slender!

Now I'm short and fat!"

 


 






Flour and Water







How come when you mix water and flour together







 







you get glue?..







and then you add eggs







and sugar...







and you get cake?














Where did the glue go ?







NEED AN ANSWER?







You know darned well where it went!







 




 




That's what makes the cake







Stick to your BUTT














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