Little Leroy was at home doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a b!tch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a b!tch is nine."
In that moment, his mother comes in and hears what he is saying. "Leroy, what are you doing? Why are you saying that?"
Little Leroy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom."
She said, "And is that what your teacher taught you?"
"Yes," he replied.
The next day, the mother, worried about the education her son is receiving, goes to Little Leroy's school to talk to the teacher. The mother said to his math teacher, "I would like to know what you are teaching my son in math?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition problems."
Little Leroy's mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a b!tch is four?"
When the teacher stopped laughing she replied, "Not at all! What I taught them was two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH IS four."
THE TOP 6 SIGNS YOUR CHILD'S TEACHER IS EXPERIENCING BURNOUT
Spelling test words: "Go," "Home," "Already."
She spends an inordinate amount of every parent-teacher conference extolling the virtues of home-schooling.
Lately, all the math homework has involved calculating how long it will take Teacher A on Flight 201 out of Boston to reach Maui.
"Because the scalpel method is much too slow, we're going to speed up the frog dissection with this blender."
You hear your kindergartner singing, "A-B-C-D, E-whatever, whatever...."
Your son comes home with a report card comment that reads, "Johnny is a snot-nosed brat, just like the other 23 losers in his class!"
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