
Not long ago I met the waitress of my dreams.
About halfway through dinner I called the waitress over and said, "Ma'am, this potato is bad."
She nodded, picked up the potato and smacked it. Then she put it back on my plate and said, "Sir, if that potato causes any more trouble, you just let me know."


Tatyr: A lecherous Mr. Potato Head.
Mouse Potato: The online, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.