The Star News, A Los Angeles County Sheriff's publication, reported these 911 calls received from bus drivers or passengers: 1) "Female, topless, refused to pay fare", 2) "Male wearing white T-shirt, black boxers, took off pants and hung them on buss mirror; states parts of his anatomy are burning" and 3) "People are filming a porn movie next to the tracks by the riverbed." Only in California.... When are we leaving?