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good morning ladies
Nov 07, 2009 | 9:38PM
hope your day is as lovely as you
we have another upper 70,s again today here in missouri
saturday was just so warm and lovely out
its time to rake up the leaves and get ready for the old turkey to start his gibble gobbin ; lol
blessings and love being send your way for a bright and beautiful sunshiney day !!!
patsy :)
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poem
Nov 07, 2009 | 9:30PM
Someone Like You...
In this troubled world,
it's good to find,
that there's still someone
out there who's caring and kind;
someone who's not afraid
to reach out to one in need,
with a thoughtful word
or a kindly deed;
someone who's eager to
share the blessings from above
and spread heaven's gift
of warmth and love;
someone who's heart is
pure enough to believe
that it's better to give
than it is to receive.
And so every night
I will say a prayer
in hopes there's always someone
like you out there.precious then any possession
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TOONS
Nov 07, 2009 | 9:20PM
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GODS BIBLE
Nov 07, 2009 | 9:14PM
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maxine
Nov 07, 2009 | 8:39PM
i doubt if the pics come out but its a pic of maxine and a big bowl of m & m.s lol hugs patsy cute toon any way
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Yesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly physical..
My blood pressure was high...
My cholesterol was high.....
I had gained some weight
and I didn't feel so hot.
My doctor said eating right
doesn't have to be complicated
and it would solve
my physical problems.
He said:
"Just think in colors ...
Fill your plate with bright colors.
Try some greens, oranges, reds, yellows and
maybe even something blue, etc...
So I went right home and ate
an entire bowl of M&M's...
And sure enough, I felt betterimmediately.
I never KNEW eating right could be so easy..!!
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grandma
Nov 07, 2009 | 8:11PM
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this is so funny !!!!
The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she would write notes when she needed to communicate.
After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right..
A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left.
Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed her, and then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.
A nephew who arrived late came up to Grandma and said, "Hi, Grandma, you're looking good! How are they treating you?"
Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew...
"Bastards won't let me fart."
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thanks
Nov 07, 2009 | 8:08PM
thanks for all the lovely and funny posts thts posted every day it sure brings joy and laughter to my life
blessing - prayers = and lots of love coming across the miles
patsy :)
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saturday
Nov 06, 2009 | 9:57PM
good morning one and all
hope your day is going great today
we have a lovely sunny day here today in missouri state
with highs in the low 70,s
the leaves have blown off the trees and are brown laying on the ground not a pretty thing to see now all the colors are gone
but no tht spring is right around the corner be here again before you can say jack robison !!!! lol
have a happy day!!!
because
u r just 2 sweet - 2 - b - 4 - gotten
hugsssssssss & blessingssss
patsy :) p.s. coffee is on hot and ready - just like our men !!! { nought } lol !!!!!!!!!!!!
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jokes
Nov 06, 2009 | 9:30PM
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ThanksGiving Jokes
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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.
Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?
Because they never learned good table manners!
What sound does a space turkey make?
Hubble, hubble, hubble.
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play.
Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
To keep his wigwam.
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks
What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?
He had an arrow escape.
'Twas the night of Thanksgiving,
but I just couldn't sleep...
I tried counting backwards,
I tried counting sheep.
The leftovers beckoned...the dark meat and white,
but I fought the temptation with all of my might.
Tossing and turning with anticipation,
the thought of a snack became infatuation.
So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door
and gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore.
I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
stuffing with gravy, green beans and tomatoes.
I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
till all of a sudden, I rose off the ground.
I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky
with a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie
But, I managed to yell as I soared past the trees...
Happy eating to all -- pass the cranberries, please.
A turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey.
His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone. After many frustrating attempts, the farmer was relating the results of his efforts to his friends at the general store get together. "Well I finally did it! I bred a turkey that has 6 legs!"
They all asked the farmer how it tasted.
"I don't know" said the farmer. "I never tryed it
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thanksgiving feast
Nov 06, 2009 | 9:11PM
THANKSGIVING FEASTING When the Halloween pumpkins are gone,
And the leaves have all fallen to ground,
When the air has turned windy and cold,
Then Thanksgiving will soon be around.
Thoughts of loved ones all feasting together,
Pleasant pictures from past times appear
To dwell in each heart and each mind--
Then Thanksgiving is finally here!
The kitchen has scrumptious aromas,
The dining room looks oh, so fine,
Decorations with pilgrims and turkeys,
And now we are ready to dine!
First the napkins are placed on our laps;
Now the prayer for the meal to be blessed,
Then we stuff the good food in our tummies,
And we hope for it all to digest!
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