Three third graders from Alabama...an Irish
kid, an Italian kid and a Redneck kid are
on the playground at recess.
The Irish kid suggests that they play a new
game. "Let's see who has the largest weenie,"
he says.

"Okay." They all agree.

The Italian kid pulls down his zipper
and whips it out.

"That's nothing," says the Irish kid. He
whips his out and proudly shows that his
is at least an inch longer.

Not to be outdone, the Redneck kid whips
his out. It is by far not only the biggest,
but the fattest.

That night, eating dinner at home, the Redneck
kid's mother asks him what he did at school today.
"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math
test, and read out loud from a new book...and
then during recess, my friends and I played a
new game called 'Let's see who has the largest
weenie."

"What kind of game is that, honey?" asks the mother.

"Well, me, Anthony and Patrick each pulled out our
weenies and I had the biggest! The other kids say
its because I'm a Redneck. Is that true, Momma?"

Mom replies, "No, Honey. It's because you're
twenty-one years old.