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Old Lady!!! XXX
Oct 09, 2007 | 5:43PM

This is my last blog for awhile. I will still be checking out all your blogs and commenting. There will be times I won't be able to comment on blogs do to having appointments and other things I need to take care of.

You are all wonderful people.

I am honored to call all of you my dear friends. Thanks for being there when I needed someone. :-)

I thought I would post one more joke. LOL

One day an old lady went to the
doctors because she had an itch
in her crotch.

She told the doctor her problem
and he said,"You have the crabs".
She informed the doctor that it
could not be the crabs because
she was an eighty year old virgin.
She went to another doctor and
explained her problem
to him.
The doctor said,
"You probably have the crabs".
"No" she said, "I am an eighty year
old virgin."
Frustrated, she went to a third doctor.
She said,
"Doctor can you help me?
I have an itch in my crotch.
Don't tell me that it is the crabs
because I am an eighty year old virgin.
It can not be the crabs."
The doctor said,
Jump on the table and let's have a look."
"After examining, the doctor proclaimed,
"Ma'am, your right, you do not have the
crabs.
This cherry is sooooo old, you have
fruit flies."

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magicalme1 Read magicalme1 Grabnormal
October 09, 2007 @ 5:55PM
 
Lol...good one! Hope all goes well with your appointments! Take care.
sweetladybug Read sweetladybug Grabnormal
October 09, 2007 @ 5:57PM
 
Oh, hilarious..hahahaha, Pat...and I am sad, tho'..I have grown used to having you back and now you are leaving us again, thru no fault of your own...I hope you are doing well health wise...please keep in touch with us...I h ave missed you so, and will miss your happy humor again...love you, my friend...Blessings, Angels on your Shoulders...and God by your side...xxxooo goodnight. xxoo
2wild Read 2wild Grabnormal
October 09, 2007 @ 6:02PM
 
GOOD ONE, LOL, AND GL WITH APPOINTMENTS, HUGS LINDA
kagen Read kagen Grabnormal
October 09, 2007 @ 6:50PM
 
Thats pitiful ,Pat lol
audreychow122 Read audreychow122 Grabnormal
October 09, 2007 @ 6:51PM
 
That is funny!! And don't worry about posting blogs, Pat. As long as we know you're alright and well, everything else isn't important! :)
sschupbach Read sschupbach Grabtastic!
October 09, 2007 @ 7:12PM
 
Is that the same as crotch crickets? lmbo. Love ya so much wye asap xoxoxo
sunydazedelite Read sunydazedelite Gold Member Grabnormal
October 09, 2007 @ 8:01PM
 
THIS IS SO FUNNY...LOL...OH, I AM GONNA MISS YOU MY FIEND...I DO PRAY ALL IS GOING TO GO WELL FOR YOU. PLEASE DO KEEP IN TOUCH WITH US...A WAS GETTING USED TO YOUR BEING HERE WITH US....LOVE YOU LOT'S ...LOVE SUNY YOUR ALWAYS IN MY PRAYER'S.
tweetyc Read tweetyc Gradmirable
October 10, 2007 @ 12:08AM
 
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lol,that is too funny,never heard this one before.
terris30 Read terris30 Grabnormal
October 11, 2007 @ 12:22AM
 
Awe this is good. My favorite blog though has to be old.

My darling Pat l will miss you soooo much, Im with sweetladybug, Audrey & suny.

You take care now, love you lots. Hope all goes well with your appointments. I am here if you need me.

God Bless & My prayers are with you.

Love & Big HUGS Sue xxoo
mco533 Read mco533 Gold Member Grabnormal
October 12, 2007 @ 11:52AM
 
well what happened to my comment here had but didn't show i guess lol funny but poor little lady not crabs lmoa @@@@Image and video hosting by TinyPichope u had tag in photoshow if not let me know will make u another one just for u !! love ya hugs !!!
katie007 Read katie007 Grabnormal
October 13, 2007 @ 5:16PM
 
Oh, this is funny. I could say more, but had better not... I read it, ran to tell my daughter who is talking on phone to her sister and she told her sis.
Praying your appointments go well for you.
Beautiful picture of the red rosebud.
Hugs :)


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Bettyboop910 Read Bettyboop910 Grabnormal
October 13, 2007 @ 7:40PM
 
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Well hun here is flower for u from my grandbaby...
hope all goes well for u..
and u keep on recovering.
Hugssssssssss
boozy Read boozy Grabnormal
October 13, 2007 @ 10:37PM
 
good one, hope all you appointments go well.
xxxx
mb8224 Read mb8224 Grabnormal
October 14, 2007 @ 6:55AM
 
will miss you
will pray that all goes well
Hugs, Mary
beanielover Read beanielover Gold Member Graverage
October 14, 2007 @ 5:03PM
 
HELLO
HOPE ALL GOES WELL..NICE POST HUGS




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GrabberGran Read GrabberGran Grabnormal
October 19, 2007 @ 1:29PM
 
Oh good one, thanks for the laugh, it's a kind way of putting things. I'm going to miss you so much, I hope everything goes well for you and you don't get too tired.
hugs
Jac
yodasmurfette Read yodasmurfette Grabnormal
October 22, 2007 @ 8:13PM
 
Good one, Pat! I hope you appointments go well and you continue to improve! You are always in my prayers! Hugs, Yoda (=
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October 22, 2007 @ 11:08PM
 
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October 25, 2007 @ 8:26PM
 
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LOVE AND MISS YOU PAT. HOPE YOUR FEELING GOOD.. LOVE YOU DErly my friend...love suny
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October 29, 2007 @ 2:48AM
 
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sti_na Read sti_na Grabnormal
November 02, 2007 @ 3:23PM
 
roflmao

That's hilarious, Pat!

I hope, you're doing okay - I miss you!

Hugs
Christina
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November 02, 2007 @ 6:24PM
 
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November 06, 2007 @ 10:53PM
 
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December 11, 2007 @ 10:44PM
 
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January 09, 2008 @ 5:02AM
 
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thinking of you,miss you.
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January 16, 2008 @ 9:01AM
 
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