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Purple pation
Aug 10, 2006 | 12:42PM

There was this kid on the playground and the bullies of the school dared him to ask the teacher what purple pation was. So he did and the teacher Cried out in rage and demanded he go to the princeable office. Before i continue i must say this is completley fiction it never really happended!.PART II  So the kid lets call him Jim.Goes to the princeables office. The secreatary says hes in a meeting right now why are you here? So Jim says the bullies of the school dared him to ask the teacher what a question. So i did and the teacher Cried out in rage and demanded that i go to the princeable office.  So the secretary asks welll waht was the question. And she was  a pretty nice secreatry about 28 yrs of age. So he says Whats purple pation? The secretary exclaims Go see the princeable he is done with is meeting! So he goes in a sits down. The princeable says. Why Jim i didnt expect to see you here i thought i would see one of those bullies! Jim says no sir. Well then Jim what did you do? So Jim says playground and the bullies of the school dared me to ask the teacher what purple pation was. So i did and the teacher Cried out in rage and demanded that i go to the princeable office. So i do Go to the princeables office. The secreatary says hes in a meeting right now why are you here? So Jim says the bullies of the school dared me to ask the teacher what a question. So i did and the teacher Cried out in rage and demanded that i go to the princeable office.  So the secretary asks welll waht was the question. And she was  a pretty nice secreatry about 28 yrs of age. So he says Whats purple pation? The secretary exclaims Go see the princeable he is done with is meeting! So he goes in a sits down. And now i am here! (please excuse any grmmar mistakes i simpally just copied the previous repeats of the first part.) Well what was the the question boy? Jim says Whats purple pation? Why i never i am calling your mother to take you home! So his mother arrives.PART III Once they get home his mother asks Jim what did you do to get sent home like this? I never say the princeable throwing fits of rage like that! Then Jim explains the long story. Then his mother asks Well then waht was the question? Jim of course says What's purple pation? Why i can not belive you would talk like this! Up to your room now just you wait till your father gets home!PARTIV                So Jims dad gets home. His dad asks Jim what did you do? So Jim explains the long story. His dad asks What was the big question? Jim of course asks whats purple pation? His father says Get out! Get out right now and never come back! So Jim runs out of his house And into the streets. A truck driver pulls over and asks Why are you crying boy? So Jim explains the incredibally long story. So the truck driver asks What was the question? Jim asks whats purple pation? The truck driver exclaims if i ever see you agin ill run you over with my huge truck! So Jim runs away into a small store. And The cashier asks Why are you crying little man? So Jim explains. Slightly afraid the cashier will do a fit of rage also. The cashier says what was the question? Um Whats purple pation says Jim. ready to run. But instead he points out the window and says see the house across the street? Jim says yes. he says go there they will tell you what purple pation is. jim runs across (not looking both ways) and happy that he will finally find out what it is. As he runs across he gets hit by the truck! the point of this story was to annoy all of its victims for reading for so long then find nothing of importance within it contentsSmiley! but i am sure theres a morril like dont listen to bullies or sumthing!lol well c yal laterSmiley By da please tell me what you thought of the story

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August 10, 2006 @ 7:15PM
 
lol, there r so many grammar mistakes in that story its not even funny. :P srry just had to point that out. strange story, lol
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August 11, 2006 @ 10:46AM
 
lol there IS a moral,-always look both sides be4 crossing the street and nvr ask wat the purple pation is lmfao
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