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Hello
Jan 06, 2008 | 3:35AM
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Hill-billy
Nov 29, 2007 | 8:42AM
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Joke
Nov 29, 2007 | 8:32AM
Last January the New Orleans Times Picayune reported that a Cajun amateur archeologist having dug to a depth of 10-meters found pieces of copper wire dating back 100 years....and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100-years ago.
Not to be outdone by the Cajuns, in the weeks that followed, Texan scientists dug to a depth of 20-meters. Shortly after, headlines in the Dallas Morning News read: "Texas archaeologists have found traces of 200-year old copper wire, and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network one hundred years earlier than the Cajuns."
One week later, The Daily Oklahoman reported the following: "After digging as deep as 30-meters in wheat fields near Watonga, Bubba Williams, a self taught archeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300-years ago Okies were already using wireless.
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Warning
Nov 29, 2007 | 8:25AM
The Montana State Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising golfers to take extra precautions and be on the alert for bears while playing on Gallatin, Helena, and Lewis and Clark National Forests Golf Courses.
They advise golfers to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells on their clothing to alert, but not to startle the bears unexpectedly.
They also advise you to carry pepper spray in the case of an encounter with a bear. It is also a good idea to watch for signs of bear activity.
Golfers should be able to recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear droppings on the golf course.
Black bear droppings are smaller and contain berries and possibly squirrel fur.
Grizzly bear droppings have bells, golf-gloves and sunglasses in them and smell like pepper spray.
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Happy Thanksgiving
Nov 18, 2007 | 4:24PM
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Humbug
Nov 14, 2007 | 8:31AM
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Bubba, 8-26
Aug 26, 2007 | 2:37PM
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Bubba goes to see the psychiatrist.
"I've got problems. Every time I go to bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy."
"Put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears."
"How much do you charge?"
"Eighty dollars per visit," replied the psychiatrist.
"I'll sleep on it," said Bubba.
Six months later the psychiatrist met Bubba on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?" asked the psychiatrist.
"Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money I went and bought me a new pickup!"
"Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now." |
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The Lord is my Programmer, 8-12
Aug 12, 2007 | 1:02PM
The Lord is my Programmer
The Lord is my Programmer;
I shall not crash
He installed His software on the
Hard disk of my heart;
All of his commands are user friendly.
His directory guides me to the right choices
For His name's sake.
Even though I scroll through the problems of life,
I will fear no bugs,
For He is in my backup.
His password protects me.
He prepares a menu for me
In the presence of my enemies,
His help is only a keystroke away,
Surely goodness and mercy
Will follow me all the days of my life,
And my file will be merged with His and saved forever.
Amen
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Clowns, 7-31
Jul 31, 2007 | 7:44AM
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Rose Fairy, 7-31
Jul 31, 2007 | 7:35AM
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Third Grade Geography Test, 7-29
Jul 30, 2007 | 3:11PM
Third Grade Geography Test
OK Class, it's time for your U.S. Geography Test!
You must drag and drop all 48 states in the time allotted to be promoted to the 4th grade.
Click here to begin.Good luck !
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Thoughts for Today, 7-29
Jul 30, 2007 | 3:06PM
Thoughts for Today
Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.
When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
A penny saved is a government oversight.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
He who hesitates is probably right.
Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL."
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs." |
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Have A Great Weekend, 7-27
Jul 27, 2007 | 10:55AM
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Good Morning, 6-26
Jun 26, 2007 | 6:26AM
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A Box of Gold, 6-25
Jun 25, 2007 | 3:24AM
A Box of gold
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With a secret in side
that has n ever been told
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This box is priceless
but as I see
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The treasurer inside is
precious to me
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Today I share this
treasure with thee
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It's the treasure of
friendship you've
given me.
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