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Dogs night out
Nov 07, 2009 | 8:21PM
The dogs night out
Tonight was the dogs night out for cards at Flip's
As they sat down on the barstool munching potato chips
Sparky had a good hand of cards and looked cool
Winning at the bar tonight he began to excitingly drool
Now since when have you seen a dog play cards
Written for Ten Word- Five,Ten,Fifty challenge
By Starlight1
© 2008 Starlight1 (All rights reserved)
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Beautiful Roses
Nov 07, 2009 | 8:12PM
BEAUTIFUL ROSES
Like a butterfly's wing blowing in the wind
She danced around in the butterfly's den
Where beautiful roses once did grow,
But God at this this time she did not know.
She heard fluttering of wings
Saw rings of beautiful roses
She walked toward the shining light
Suddenly a booming voice came from behind,
'Fear not I am God
I am He whom gave you those dancing feet
I am He whom made the beautiful roses
I am He whom made those butterfly wings
Who do you think made the very air you breathe?'
The light turned into night
She danced and praised the Lord
Thanked and accepted Him into her heart
Gave her life to a new start.
By GODSPOET
© 2009 GODSPOET (All rights reserved)
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You will love this
Nov 07, 2009 | 6:47PM
You will love this!
These guys have really got it together....good song...
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retired friends
Nov 07, 2009 | 6:42PM
A RETIREE'S TRIP TO COSTCO
Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, and was in the
checkout line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I wound up in a hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story).
Horrified, she asked if I was in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish
Setter's butt and a car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Costco won't let me shop there anymore..
Better watch what you ask retired people . They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say. Forward this (especially) to all your retired friends......it will be their Laugh for the day.
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Halloween Party
Nov 07, 2009 | 6:37PM
-------Original Message------- Subject: Happy Halloween! Wonderful Party! (GOT TO READ THIS ONE!)
Costume Party -- HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!
A couple was invited to a swanky costume party. The Mrs. got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.
He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time being spoiled by not going.
So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it was still early, decided to go the party.
Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice woman he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his current partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new babe that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished,naturally, since he was her husband.
Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed.
So off they went to one of the cars and had a quickie.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind of a time he had. He said: "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."
- "Did you dance much ?"
- "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to...."
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Happy Birthday
Nov 05, 2009 | 8:28PM
Happy Birthday Jazzylady694
Happy Birthday my friend
Birthday wishes I send
May your day be full of fun in all you do
May all your wishes come true
Birthday cake and balloons all around
Singing Happy birthday makes a wonderful sound
Enjoy your birthday
May many blessings come your way.
By Just little me
© 2009 Just little me (All rights reserved)
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internet friends
Nov 04, 2009 | 2:56PM
My Internet Friends
My friends live in a little box,
that sits upon my table.
I?ve never served them tea,
but I would if I was able.
And yet we share our lives,
filled with dreams and tears.
We write about our loves,
we also share our fears.
And if I?m ever feeling down
they answer to my cry.
They send me little notes,
that help my tears to dry.
I wouldn?t trade these friends,
they?re priceless, don?t you know.
And though we?ve never met,
they keep my world a?glow.
So Father up in Heaven,
please bless these unseen friends.
Bring them peace and love,
and joys that have no end.
? Forrest Phelps-Cook
January 2006
By forrestc
© 2006 forrestc (All rights reserved)
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Group Hugs
Nov 04, 2009 | 2:35PM
XO XO World Group Hugs XO XO
If
Everyone
In
This
Whole
Wide
World
Could
Be
Loved
And
Touched
And
Hugged
And
Held
And
Kissed
There
Would
Be
No
War
For
This
Great
Big
Old
World
Let's
Have
One
Great
Big
Giant
Group
Hug
<3 XO ((((((((((((((((((((WORLD)))))))))))))))))))) XO <3
~*~
By DoveTail
© 2003 DoveTail (All rights reserved) |
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Hugs and Smiles
Nov 04, 2009 | 2:29PM
Hugs and Smiles
Sometimes when I? lonely
and feelin?really down and blue.
I get a little message
with a smile and hug from you.
It? really special
the hugs and smile at the end.
They let me know the message
is coming from a friend.
They make me warm and cuddly.
Like my blankie used to do.
They take away the chill
and a warmth spreads
through and through.
My smile spreads like butter
and it melts right off my face.
you? never know a frown
had been there in its place.
I want to reach through the computer,
and thank you with a kiss..
but that? just something
that you?e going to have to miss.
The wires couldn? handle it.
They couldn? take the heat
and what would happen
in a_ bear hug if we ever meet?
I?l say,
?i, I? Mary?br> thanks for all the smiles.
You?l say,
?ary who??br> after I?e traveled all those miles.
I?l look disappointed,
a teardrop in my eye.
You?l give me a hug and smile
cause your that kind of guy!
You were only joking
and the sparks will start to fly.
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Candy Kisses N Teddy Bear Hugs
Nov 04, 2009 | 2:11PM
Candy Kisses N Teddy Bear Hugs
Candy Kisses n Teddy Bear Hugs
These are the things a Mother loves
Little giggles and nursery rhymes
Reminds me of my childhood times
ABC's and one two three's
Tipee toes and bruised up knees
Kitty cats and baseball bats
Taking time out for little naps
Little falls and teary eyes
I can't help but hug my little guy
A snoopy bandage and a tender touch
God I love my little boy so much!
Games of tag and a choo-choo train
Taking short walks in the afternoon rain
Mother Goose and Spider Man
He watches these every chance he can
Peanut butter and strawberry jam
Made him my biggest fan
One loose tooth soon lost for the fairy
He doesn't know she's his Uncle Larry
Bath time fun with his rubber ducky
Building blocks and his turtle named Lucky
Time for Pj's and to gather Bugs Bunny
It's bed time stories and goodnight honey
Candy Kisses n Teddy Bear Hugs
These are what my little boy is made of
Reflecting back I clearly see
How completely happy he's made me
Written with all my Love Hugs N Kisses to my Son
*** Kenny ***
Written: August 13, 2005
By JstImagine4Once
© 2005 JstImagine4Once (All rights reserved)
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