http://blogs.grab.comselphie14's BlogCopyright 2005 Intermix Media Inc.Grab.comhttp://blogs.grab.com/selphie14/847004<br> <div align="center"><img height="601" alt="funny toon picture" src="http://www.toofunnyjokes.com/images/funny-pictures-toons/funny-toon-pic002.jpg" width="442" /></div><br><br><a href="http://blogs.grab.com/selphie14/847004#comments">No comments</a>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 20:18:00 GMT847004http://blogs.grab.com/selphie14/847003<img src="http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/polar_bear_ice.jpg" /><br><br><a href="http://blogs.grab.com/selphie14/847003#comments">No comments</a>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 20:16:00 GMT847003http://blogs.grab.com/selphie14/846437<param value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OK25cfzdTTg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" name="movie" /></param /><param value="true" name="allowFullScreen" /></param /><param value="always" name="allowscriptacces></a><br><br><a href="http://blogs.grab.com/selphie14/846437#comments">No comments</a>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 02:54:00 GMT846437http://blogs.grab.com/selphie14/846436 <div align="left"><font color="#000000">A dentist a nurse and a army general are flying. <br /><br />The dentist decides to drop a tooth brush out of the plane. The nurse drops down a medical kit <br><br><a href="http://blogs.grab.com/selphie14/846436#comments">No comments</a>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 02:47:00 GMT846436http://blogs.grab.com/selphie14/846433<img alt="Hey Look At Me!" src="http://www.cleanjoke.com/images/funny-dog22222.jpg" /><br><br><a href="http://blogs.grab.com/selphie14/846433#comments">No comments</a>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 02:46:00 GMT846433http://blogs.grab.com/selphie14/845624<font color="#0000ff">Why the sun lightens our hair,<br />but darkens our skin?<br /><br />Why women can't put on mascara<br />with their mouth closed?<br /><br />Why don't you ever see the headline<b></a><br><br><a href="http://blogs.grab.com/selphie14/845624#comments">No comments</a>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 15:51:00 GMT845624http://blogs.grab.com/selphie14/845623<br> <div align="center"><img height="500" alt="Lazy Looks Like" src="http://www.cleanjoke.com/images/lazy-cat.jpg" width="375" /></div><br><br><a href="http://blogs.grab.com/selphie14/845623#comments">No comments</a>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 15:47:00 GMT845623http://blogs.grab.com/selphie14/845540 <p>Directions A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman answered the door, and he asked her for directions to Des Moines.</p> <p>&nbsp;<br><br><a href="http://blogs.grab.com/selphie14/845540#comments">No comments</a>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 15:56:00 GMT845540http://blogs.grab.com/selphie14/845467Well, I know what you're doing<br>I see it all too clear<br>I only taste the saline when I kiss away your tears<br>You really had me going, wishing on a star<br>But the black holes that surround you a<br><br><a href="http://blogs.grab.com/selphie14/845467#comments">No comments</a>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 18:19:00 GMT845467http://blogs.grab.com/selphie14/844963 <p>1) Nothing to do </p> <p>2) A sharp knife </p> <p>3) A large lime</p> <p>&nbsp;4) A patient cat </p> <p>5) Too much tequila </p> <p>6) And it's football season? </p> <p>You Ge<br><br><a href="http://blogs.grab.com/selphie14/844963#comments">No comments</a>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 19:05:00 GMT844963