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The 'Fat Man' Cometh!
Nov 21, 2009 | 6:41AM

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   Yep...the 'Fat Man' cometh!

   Saint Nick...Father Christmas...known and loved by many, Santa Claus is the fat dude I'm referring.  We had our annual Santa Claus parade last weekend, spectacular floats and marching bands from around the globe, upwards of a million spectators lined the parade route to watch,  all the children singing and laughing with a sparkle in their eyes...some were even holding letters to give to him to read and let him know what they want for Christmas... just waiting to see the 'jolly old elf.'

   Stupid kids...if they only knew what Santa did with their letters...now I know where my letter went!  The old bugger!!

Stay well my friends...

**No offence to anyone...have a giggle!*

 

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Happy Birthday Jennifer!
Oct 13, 2009 | 12:09PM

                                                                                  

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  Today is my daughter Jennifer's 25th birthday! 

Jennifer at 3 yrs old...

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...and more recently posing with my nephew Jesse...

 

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   The love of my life!  Happy Birthday baby!

   A quarter century...time flies!

   Stay well my friends...

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Happy Thanksgiving, Canada!
Oct 09, 2009 | 3:00PM

 

 

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Thanksgiving Canada

The Canadian Thanksgiving Day came about because of a combination of traditions. Before the first Europeans arrived in North America, the farmers in Europe held celebrations at harvest time. The farm workers filled a curved goat's horn with fruit and grain to give thanks for their harvest having been a good one. This horn was called a Horn of Plenty.....or a Cornucopia, and the farm workers who started a new life in Canada took this tradition with them.

In Newfoundland in 1578, the English navigator Martin Frobisher held a ceremony to give thanks for surviving the long journey. He was later knighted and had an inlet of the Atlantic Ocean in Northern Canada named after him.....Frobisher Bay. As other settlers arrived they continued these ceremonies.

In 1621, in what is now the United States of America, the Pilgrims celebrated their harvest in the New World. By the 1750's settlers moving to Canada from America had taken this celebration to Nova Scotia. At the same time, French settlers arriving in Canada with the explorer Samuel de Champlain held thanksgiving feasts and shared their food with their Indian neighbours. After the seven years war ended in 1763 the citizens of Halifax held a special day of Thanksgiving.

At the time of the American Revolution, the people who remained loyal to the Government in England moved to Canada and spread the Thanksgiving celebration to other parts of the country. Other English settlers were also used to having a harvest celebration in their churches every Autumn.

In 1879 the Canadian Parliament declared the 6th November as a day of Thanksgiving and a national holiday. Over the years the date has changed with the third Monday in October being the most popular time. Finally on the 31st January 1957 the Canadian Parliament proclaimed that....

'A Day of General Thanksgiving to Almighty God
for the bountiful harvest with which Canada has
been blessed.....to be observed on the second Monday in October.'




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To my fellow Canadians and all of my Grab friends I wish you Happy Thanksgiving!  (Monday, Oct 12)

I have much to be thankful, and I'm so thankful for my Grab friends:) 

Enjoy the day and eat lots of turkey!

Stay well my friends...

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Awwww! Cute Puppy! lol
Oct 07, 2009 | 8:17AM
Happy Halloween Pictures, Images and Photos

                                                                               

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      This is a picture of my nephew Jesse when he was four years old, dressed as a dalmation dog for Halloween!  (at that time he adored the movie, '101 Dalmations') 

    He's eleven years old now and he smiled when I showed him the 'cute little puppy'...lol     

   Stay well my friends...                                                                        

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Hands Off!
Oct 06, 2009 | 10:08AM

  Hey you! lol  I'm only asking for directions...keep your hands off!

    

 

 

    Stay well my friends...

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A Career Move?!
Oct 05, 2009 | 9:59AM

 

   Canada's Prime Minister Stephen Harper sang a Beatles song, accompanied by world renowned cellist Yo Yo Ma during a gala event for the elite, powerful and the movers and shakers in Canadian culture.  He received a standing ovation for this surprise performance.  (Oct. 3)

   Hey!  Perhaps Stephen could start a band...maybe Bill Clinton could join...he plays a mean saxophone! lol

    A word of advice, Mr. Harper...keep your day job...hehehe  (that is, until the next election anyways!)

   Stay well my friends...

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Was it murder...or coincidence?
Oct 01, 2009 | 9:39AM

 

***Thanks go to my friend Mike (michfast) for sending this mystery to me and letting me post it for you to see***

   This is weird folks...enjoy the read.

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   Murder mystery or,

Do you believe in conicidence?

For those who have served on jury. . . this one is something to think about . . . Just when you think you have heard everything!

Do you like to read a good murder mystery? Not even Law and Order would attempt to capture this mess.  This is an unbelievable twist of fate!

  At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic Science, (AAFS)President Dr. Don Harper Mills astounded his audience with the legal complications of a bizarre death.  Here is the true story:

   On March 23, 1994 the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus and concluded that he died from a shotgun wound to the head.  Mr. Opus had jumped from the top of a 10-story building intending to commit suicide. He left a note to the effect indicating his despondency.

   As he fell past the ninth floor, his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast passing through a window, which killed him instantly.  Neither the shooter nor the deceased was aware that a safety net had been installed just below the eighth floor level to protect some building workers and that Ronald Opus would not have been able to complete his suicide the way he had planned.

   The room on the ninth floor, where the shotgun blast emanated, was occupied by an elderly man and his wife.  They had been arguing vigorously and he was threatening her with a shotgun!  The man was so upset that when he pulled the trigger, he completely missed his wife and the pellets went through the window, striking Mr. Opus dead.

   When one intends to kill subject 'A' but kills subject 'B' in the attempt, one is guilty of the murder of subject 'B.'

   When confronted with the murder charge, the old man and his wife were both adamant, and both said that they thought the shotgun was not loaded.  The old man said it was a long-standing habit to threaten his wife with the unloaded shotgun.  He had no intention to murder her.  Therefore, the killing of Mr. Opus appeared to be an accident; that is, assuming the gun had been accidentally loaded.

   The continuing investigation turned up a witness who saw the old couple's son loading the shotgun about 6 weeks prior to the fatal accident. It transpired that the old lady had cut off her son's financial support and the son, knowing the propensity of his father to use the shotgun threateningly, loaded the gun with the expectation that his father would shoot his mother.  Since the loader of the gun was aware of this, he was guilty of the murder even though he didn't actually pull the trigger.

  The case now becomes one of murder on the part of the son for the death of Ronald Opus.

  Now for the exquisite twist . . .

   Further investigation revealed that the son was, in fact, Ronald Opus. He had become increasingly despondent over the failure of his attempt to engineer his mother's murder.  This led him to jump off the 10 story building on March 23rd, only to be killed by a shotgun blast passing through the ninth story window.  The son, Ronald Opus, had actually murdered himself. So the medical examiner closed the case as a suicide.  A true story from Associated Press.

   Wow!  Weird, eh?! lol

   Stay well my friends...

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A little closer to God, perhaps?!
Sep 29, 2009 | 8:04AM

 

   I don't know about you, but I hate spiders!  This little critter crawled all over the Pope robes as he addressed politicians and diplomats in Prague (Sept. 26)

    Hmmmm...makes you wonder what someone would do in this situation?  I sure wouldn't want to smack the spider because of where he is!! lol

   Stay well my friends...

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'Kick his ask!' lol
Sep 24, 2009 | 9:04AM

  

So my friends...hehehe...what do you do when a monster comes into your house?.... 

 Enjoy the day, stay well my friends...

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When you've gotta go...hehehe...you've gotta go! lol
Sep 21, 2009 | 9:25AM

   You just know this little guy will write his name in the snow when he's older...lol...

 

 

Stay well my friends...

 

 

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