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smoking a joint
Sep 05, 2008 | 11:49AM
A koala was sitting in a gum tree...... smoking a joint





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when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said,


'Hey Koala! What are you doing?'


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The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.'


So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala


where they enjoyed a few joints.


After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry'


and that he was going to get a drink from the river.


The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned too far


over and fell into the river.


A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and


helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard,


'What's the matter with you?'


The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he


was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree,


got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.


The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked


into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was


sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said,


'Hey you!'


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So the koala looked down at him and said,


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'Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude.....


How much water did you drink?!!'

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If tomorrow starts without me,
Aug 22, 2008 | 7:17PM

If tomorrow starts without me, and I'm not there to see.

 If the sun should rise and find your eyes all filled with tears for me I wish so much you wouldn't cry the way you did today.

While thinking of the many things we didn't get to say.

I know how much you love me, As much as I love you, and each time that you think of me, I know you'll miss me too;

 But when tomorrow starts without me, Please try to understand, that an angel came and called my name, And took me by the hand And said my place was ready, in heaven far above,

And that I'd have to leave behind all those I dearly love. But as I turned to walk away, A tear fell from my eye, For all my life, I'd always thought, I didn't want to die.

 I had so much to live for, So much left yet to do, it seemed almost impossible, that I was leaving you. I thought of all the yesterdays, the good ones and the bad, I thought of all that we had shared, and all the fun we had.

If I could relive yesterday, just even for a while, I'd say good-bye and kiss you and maybe see you smile. But then I fully realized, that this could never be, for emptiness and memories, would take the place of me.

 And when I thought of worldly things, I might miss come tomorrow, I thought of you, and when I did, my heart was filled with sorrow.

But when I walked through heaven's gates, I felt so much at home. When God looked down and smiled at me, From His great golden throne, He said, "This is eternity, and all I've promised you." Today your life on earth is past, but here life starts anew.

I promise no tomorrow, but today will always last, and since each day is the same way, there's no longing for the past.

You have been so faithful, so trusting and so true. Though there were times you did some things, you knew you shouldn't do.

 But you have been forgiven, and now at last you're free. So won't you come and take my hand, and share my life with me

 So when tomorrow starts without me, don't think we're far apart, for every time you think of me, I'm right here, in your heart...

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SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE
Jul 20, 2008 | 2:49PM

What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

 What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ? The position of the dirt bag.

 Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it.

 What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.

 What do lawyers use for birth control? Their personalities.

 What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 20 kgs.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes.

What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp

knife.

 Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't take criticism.

 Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of catching. .

What's the difference between a porcupine and a police car? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

 What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? 'Are you sure it's mine?'

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes.

 What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment. 

 How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F... Word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

 What's the difference between a northern USA fairytale and a southern USA fairytale? A Northern fairytale begins 'Once upon a time...' A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shiit...'

 Why is there no Disneyland in China ? No one's tall enough to go on the good rides

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Best Friends Week
Jul 20, 2008 | 2:25PM

little red little red

If kisses were water, I will give u a sea.

 little red

If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.

little red 

If LIFE was a planet, I will give u a galaxy.

little red 

If friendship is life, I will give u mine.

little red  

Best Friends Week

little red 

 Send this to all ur good friends.

little red 

Even me, if i am one of them.

little red 

You're my good friend

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The Dash
Jul 20, 2008 | 2:19PM

I read of a man who stood to speak 

 At the funeral of a friend. 

 He referred to the dates on his tombstone, 

 From the beginning... to the end.

He noted that first came his date of birth 

 And spoke the following date with tears, 

 But he said what mattered most of all 

 Was the dash between those years. 

 (19?? - 20??) 

 For that dash represents all the time 

 That he spent alive on earth... 

 And now only those who loved him,

Know what that little line is worth. 

 For it matters not, how much we own; 

 The cars...the house... the cash,

What matters is how we live and love 

 And how we spend our dash. 

 So think about this long and hard... 

 Are there things you'd like to change? 

 For you never know how much time is left, 

 That can still be rearranged. 

 If we could just slow down enough

To consider what's true and real, 

 And always try to understand

The way other people feel 

 And be less quick to anger, 

 And show appreciation more 

 And love the people in our lives 

 Like we've never loved before. 

 If we treat each other with respect, 

 And more often wear a smile..

Remembering that this special dash 

 Might only last a little while.

So, when your eulogy's being read

With your life's actions to rehash...

Would you be proud of the things they say 

 About how you spent your dash? 

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70 year old gives birth
Jul 08, 2008 | 4:35AM

This was on the BBC news. i just had to share it with you all 

A woman said to be 70 years of age has given birth to twins in India's northern Uttar Pradesh state after taking IVF treatment. Omkari Panwar has no birth certificate but if her age is proven it would make her the world's oldest mother. The twins, a boy and girl both weighing 2lbs, were delivered one month early by Caesarian section. The couple were so desperate for a male heir that they spent their life savings and took out a bank loan for IVF. Now, we are very grateful to God, who has answered our prayers Charam Singh, father of twins Omkari Panwar already has two daughters and is a grandmother to five children. "We already have two girls but we wanted a boy so that he could have taken care of our property. This boy and girl are God's greatest gift to us," Omkari said. Father of the twins, Charam Singh, a farmer in his mid-70s, told ABC News he was very happy. "The desire for a male child has always been there, but God did not bless us with a male child. Now, we are very grateful to God, who has answered our prayers," he said. Doctors said the twins were doing fine. Omkari maintains she was nine years old when the British left India in 1947, which would make her 70. In December 2006, a 67-year-old Spanish woman gave birth to twins in Barcelona. A woman said to be 65 gave birth to a boy in India's eastern Orissa state in 2003.

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Marylin Monroe-Einstein illusion
Jun 09, 2008 | 1:57AM

When you look at the image below, whose face do you see? At normal screen viewing distance you should see the face of the great scientist Albert Einstein. Now squint your eyes or take a few steps back from the image. Does a certain Hollywood personality pop into view? The Marylin Monroe-Einstein hybrid image was created by Dr. Aude Oliva for the March 31st 2007 issue of New Scientist magazine.

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R.I.P. My Beautiful Sister
May 20, 2008 | 3:14PM

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On the 11th may 2008

my sister lost her battle

with cancer

she past away peacefully

in her sleep

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i love her so much

i miss her so much,

my world has just fallen apart

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Not good news
May 01, 2008 | 4:02AM

Hi

Thank you to everyone who has been preying for the recovery of my sister,

on monday she was admitted in to st joseph's hospice, as the pain was so bad, they done some more test on her but it not good her kidney's have started to fail which is why she has a build up of fluid,

on wednesday i had a phone call and it was not what i wanted to hear,

this is the hardest thing for me to do it like a really bad dream and i am going to wake up but its not

the doctors have said she is getting weaker and they cant do any more for her they say 2 weeks maybe 3  at the most, how do they know? 

why is this happening to such a wonderful woman she is so kind and loving she has not a bad bone in her body so why?

how will we go on without her she is my rock she is everyones rock

life is so unfair

 

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Back from London
Apr 25, 2008 | 4:07PM

Hi all,

i return home to wales a few days ago after a visit to my sisters,

while i was there she really perked up, she has at last started to feel hungry, and has been eating (my cooking lol, poor thing.)

she is still in a lot of pain,  the doctors have upped her meds and this has helped a bit.

the cancer hasn't got any worse it has stayed the same, but she has a lot of fluid on her legs so she is unable to walk much and most of the time she is in bed, she is waiting for a scan to be done so they can put drain things in so they will be able to drain off the build up of fluid. The other big problem at the moment is her sugar levels are out of control, they are all over the place at the moment.  

it was really great to see her

we sat talked, laughed and cried together, i didn't want to leave her that was so painful.

but i am home now and its not were i want to be, i am so depressed i just want to be with my sister.

i am just longing for the day when she will be better

 god is looking after her i am sure of that

 

take care all and thank you all for being here xxx 

 

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