An elderly gentleman has had serious hearing problems for years now. One day, he went into the doctor's office, and the doctor was able to fit him for a hearing aid that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. A month later, the gentleman went back to teh doctor and the doctor said, "Well, your hearing is perfect. Your family must pleased that you can hear again." The gentleman replied back to the doctor, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around, and listen to their conversations. I've changed my will three times!" lol

A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road, when suddenly the bus ran off the road, and crashed into an old farmer's barn. The old farmer got off his tractor to investigate. Soon, he dug a hole, and buried  all of the politicians. A few days later, a sherrif came out, saw the crashed bus, and asked the old farmer where the politicians were. The old farmer ahd told him that he had buried them. The sherrif asked the old farmer, "Lordy! Were they ALL dead?" The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said that they were not dead. But, you know how those crooked politicians lie."

I feel sick right now. It's not fair. And ya no y? Cuzza I think I'm catching wut my mom had. That'z just great huh? Welp, anywayz, I am SO sick and tired of ppl dissing the kind of music hat I listen to. Who agrees? I mean, really. If yur ganna go and say yur opnion to ppl, make sure that it's ppl that agree w/ u. Come on ppl. Do u think that we could stop doing this? Even I have started to try my best to stop doing that. And I always didd rap and r&b and pop and that stuff. But then, I get mad when ppl dis the kinda music I like, rock. So, I wuz thinking the other day how I hate it when ppl do that to me, and that I should stop doing that too. And, if they continue, just to ignore them. Just like yesterday, I wuz no the phone w/ one of my friends, and she had me three way a call for her. So, being nice and [censored], I did that for her. And, the person started to dis Simple Plan. And, or course being how I am, and how I've been thinking lately, after about 30 seconds of him saying that, I just told him bye, and that I'm not ganna talk to him again. So, I hung up the phone. I wuzn't ganna take that from him. Then, I wuz still on the line w/ my friend, Cassandra, and she told me how "mean" I wuz fer doing that. And, SHE three wayed him back, and he started his bull again. So, I kept my cool, and told Cassandra that I'd call her later when he wuz off the phone because I wuz getting ready to flip on him. I get REALLy defensive when ppl dis Simple Plan because their my FAV band of ALL TIME!!! But, if my sisters weren't home at the time, and if they went w/ my parents somewhere, then, yeah, I woulda cussed him out, and then hung up. But, of course, my stupid sisters just HAD to stay home w. me that night. UGH!!! Why do I HAVE to have sisters? why couldn't I just be the only one? Stupid sisters. Welp, g2g now. Make sure you read the other blogs too. Thanx fer reading this whole long thing!