Good joke: The Meaning of Life

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sinny

Hi

Tonight was my lucky night, I got a 5 star what word on the game on grab and got 1,377,900 bonus points.

sinny

A man goes into a bar after work and orders a beer.

As he starts drinking he hears a female voice  'you have very nice hair' it purrs seductively.  The man looks all around him but can't see where the voice is coming from.

A minute later though 'you're a handsome man' the voice whispers softly again.

The man is very happy but very puzzled and asks the barman what is going on.

Oh it's the nuts the barman told him.

'They're complimentary'.

1.) EVERYTHING YOU DO WILL ALWAYS LEAVE A MARK.

2.) YOU CAN ALWAYS CORRECT THE MISTAKES YOU MAKE.

3.) WHAT IS IMPORTANT IS WHAT IS INSIDE OF YOU.

4.) IN LIFE , YOU WILL UNDERGO PAINFUL SHARPENINGS, WHICH WILL MAKE YOU A BETTER PERSON.

5.) TO BE THE BEST PENCIL, YOU MUST ALLOW YOURSELF TO BE HELD AND GUIDED BY THE HAND THAT HOLDS YOU.

 This poem is very sweet.

If I could Catch a rainbow

I would do it just for you

And share with you Its beauty

On the days you're feeling blue.

If I could Build a mountain

You could call your very own;

A place to find Serenity,

 A place to be alone.

If I could take Your troubles

I would toss them in the sea,

But all these Things I'm finding Are impossible for me.

I cannot build A mountain

Or catch a rainbow fair,

But let me be what I know Best,

A friend who's always there.

Here is a wee puzzle for bonfire night.

Can anyone remember the words to

remember remember the fifth of November, or is that all the words.

sinny

ps do you have bonfire night in US and abroad.

How often has someone said to you that they feel fine when what they really mean is:

FEELING

IN

NEED OF

ENCOURAGEMENT?

sinny

Sorry, have not forgotten about grab but the internet has been down, and every time I go to the library it is filtered and won't let me on because of the chat rooms, they are a bit protective of the children.

Hopefully shouldn't have any more trouble but if I disappear again I am having problems again.

sinny