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MONEY GURLS AND SCHOOL By: Chris
May 08, 2007 | 10:28AM
Money, gurls, and school
Don’t run my life,
Because all they have to give
Is grief and fights.
They say school brings the
Money,
And money brings the gurls,
But all that gurls bring are
Headaches and heartbreaks.
Having a gurl and a good
Education is the best you
Can do,
Because if you’re dumb and
Poor they won’t have anything
To do with you.
Sometimes when you break up
It’s not meant to be,
And they always give you
That bogus line “it’s not you
It’s me.”
So remember money, gurls, and
School shouldn’t run your
Life,
Because you might end up
Knowing that I was right.
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I'D DO THIS FOR MY GURL
Apr 25, 2007 | 9:11AM
? give her one of your t-shirts to sleep in.
? leave her cute text notes.
? ?KISS HER IN FRONT OF UR FRIENDS
? tell her she looks beautiful.
? look into her eyes when you talk to her.
? let her mess with your hair.
? touch her hair.
? just walk around with her.
? FORGIVE her for her MISTAKES.
? ?LOOK AT HER LIEK SHES THE ONLY GURL U SEE
? TICKLE her even when she says STOP.
? ?HOLD HER HAND AROUND UR FRIENDS
? when she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her.
? let her fall asleep in your arms.
? get her mad, then kiss her.
? tease her and let her tease you back.
? stay up all night with her when she's sick.
? watch her favorite movie with her.
? kiss her forehead.
? give her the world.
? let her wear your clothes.
? when she's sad, hang out with her.
? let her know she's important.
? ?KISS HER IN THE POURING RAIN?.
? when you fall in love with her, tell her.
? and when you tell her, love her like you've never loved someone before.
guys repost as : I'd Do This For My Girl. girls repost as : A Perfect Boyfriend
if you don`t repost this in four minutes you will lose the one you love.
if you do repost this in four minutes the one you love will : call you kiss you love you
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THIS IS HOW I FEEL ABOUT A GURL I LIKE
Apr 21, 2007 | 9:28PM
girl: I'm always here for you
Boy: I know
G.irl: What's wrong?
Boy: I like her so much
G.irl: Talk to her
Boy: I don't know. She won't ever like me
G.irl: Don't say that. You're amazing.
Boy: I just want her to know how I feel.
G.irl: Then tell her.
Boy: She won't like me
G.irl: How do you know that?
Boy: I can just tell
Gir.l: Well just tell her.
Boy: What should I say
Gi.rl: Tell her how much you like her
Boy: I tell her that daily
Gi.rl: what do you mean?
Boy: I'm always with her. I love her.
Gir.l: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me
Boy: Wait. Who do you like?
Gi.rl: Oh some boy
Boy: Oh... she won't like me either.
G.irl: She does
Boy: How do you know..
G.irl: Because, who wouldn't like you?
Boy: You
Gi.rl: You're wrong, I love you.
Boy: I love you too.
Gi.rl: So are you going to talk to her?
Boy: I just did.
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ALEXA
Apr 09, 2007 | 10:56AM
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HOW DIRTY IS YOUR MIND
Mar 22, 2007 | 9:40AM
My First Time
The sky was dark The moon was high All alone Just her and I Her hair so soft Her eyes so blue I knew just what She wanted to do Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine I didn't know how But I tried my best To place my hand On her breasts I remember my fear My fast beating heart But slowly she spread Her legs apart And when she did it I felt no shame All at once The white stuff came At last it's finished It's all over now My first time Milking a cow!
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HOW SEX BEGAN
Mar 22, 2007 | 9:29AM
How Sex Began

In the Garden of Eden, As everyone knows, Lives Adam and Eve, Without any clothes.
 In this garden, Were two little leaves, One covered
Adam's, One covered Eve's.
 As the story goes on, Nevertheless to say, The wind came along, And blew the leaves away.
 At the sight, Adam did stare, there was Eve's treasure All covered with hair.
 And wonder came, Under Eve's eyes, As Adam's thing, Started to rise.
 They found a spot, That suited them best, A nice big tree, Where they began to rest.
 Her legs spread wider, And wider apart, While thrill after thrill, Came into her heart.
 The head of Adam's thing, Peeked into the hole, And filled her with passion, Beyond her control.
 His thing did slide, And Eve's treasure, Was all wet inside The joy was good, She wouldn't let loose, Until Adam's thing, Was all out of juice.

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What Cuss Words Really Mean
Feb 20, 2007 | 9:29AM
what cuss words really mean Little Billy walks in on his parents argueing.
The mom calls the husband a "bastard"
and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch"
and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?"
and the mom says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen"
and then later billy goes outside and hears his neighbors, and hears "Put your [censored] in my vagina!"
So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a [censored] and vagina?"
His moms says "Well Billy, a [censored] is a hat and a vagina is a coat"
and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "[censored]"
and billy said "Dad, whats [censored]"
And then his dad says "Well billy, [censored] is a type of Shaving cream "
and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "[censored]!"
and then billy says to his mom"Mom whats [censored]?"< BR> "Well billy [censored] is a way cutting the turkey"
and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says
"Hello bitchs and bastards, may i take your [censored]'s and vaginas, my dad's upstairs wipeing the [censored] of his face, and my mom is [censored]ing the Turkey"
Post This
1 hour- You'll have bad sex
20 min - Your crush will kiss you
15min - Your crush will tongue you
5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out
under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever repost this as what cuss words really mean
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I'M SORRY
Feb 16, 2007 | 10:38AM
I'm sorry that i bought you roses to tell you that i like you
I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk
I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants
I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised
I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"
I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an [censored]
I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things
I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club
I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just f**k you like some random guy.
I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date
I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy
I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
I'm sorry If I start not being there, and being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new [censored] comes around
I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.
I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care But most of all
I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore
I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am
I'm sorry I can ever do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.
I'm sorry I caught your bf with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your bf was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
I'm Sorry
That i cared
I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talk about how you wish you could have done something different.
Ladies always bitch and bitch to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with [censored]s who mistreat them. Well ladies next time you're bitching, maybe look up to see who you're bitching to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry "
If You're one of the few girls with enough balls to repost, and you would never make your guy feel this way, repost as "To all the girls who look past the nice guys"
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Unknown By: Chris
Feb 15, 2007 | 10:16AM
Looking at yourself in the mirror is not always what
you seem,
Because everything you see now is not
one of your fantasies or dreams.
Ask yourself what he or she sees
in me,
Is it my eyes, body, being smart, or
my great personality.
My personality is my life so my voice
can be heard,
If you can’t get that through your
head, you can hit the curb.
You try to be honest and promise to
be faithful and great,
But you fall short and your decisions
that you made might be too late.
You break your love down into tiny
little pieces,
But when they don’t accept it your
heart is broken into pieces.
Once you are in my life you will never part,
My love will not change for you
no matter what,
Because you will always be in my heart.
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Don’t Leave the Person You’re With By: Chris
Jan 18, 2007 | 10:49AM
Leaving the person your with is very wrong because you will regret what you had.
Knowing you miss them will make you feel bad about yourself and you will try to move on but you have to.
You know you love them and did not tell them but you still have the same feelings for the person you were with.
Try to work thing out and don’t leave each other for something stupid.
Being alone is not a good way to live your life because you need someone to share your feelings and thoughts with so you can feel special.
Keep your head up because you will get another chance to find someone and there is someone out there for you.
Try not to cry over that person because it will only drive them away and you will not get another chance at happiness with that person.
Be careful about who you choose because you have to see if the relationship will work and you have to trust the person even if they are telling you the truth.
Let your heart decide who you want to be with and not your mind because your mind will always steer you into liking someone just for their body and not their personality.
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