IF A MAN cuts his finger off
while slicing salami at work,

he blames the restaurant.
If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of

your family blames the tobacco company.
If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender.
If your grandchildren are brats without manners,

you blame television.
If your friend is shot by a deranged madwoman,
?
You blame the gun manufacturer.
And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.
I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.
So, if I die while my old, wrinkled ass is parked in front of this computer,

I want all of you to blame Bill Gates... okay