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A Joke
Jan 22, 2007 | 5:10AM

IF A MAN cuts his finger off
while slicing salami at work,

he blames the restaurant.


If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of

Lung cancer,



your family blames the tobacco company.

If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender.



If your grandchildren are brats without manners,



you blame television.


If your friend is shot by a deranged madwoman,

?

You blame the gun manufacturer.


And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.


I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.


So, if I die while my old, wrinkled ass is parked in front of this computer,


I want all of you to blame Bill Gates... okay

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arlette Read arlette Gold Member Graverage
January 22, 2007 @ 8:32AM
 
haaahaaaahaaa that is so good,yes I will write him immediately,lol~~~~Arlette
jenpen Read jenpen Graverage
January 25, 2007 @ 1:50PM
 
lol good one. Ok I'll write him right away too. hehe
newbie_badgirls Read newbie_badgirls Grabnormal
January 30, 2007 @ 5:26AM
 
rofl. good one
sassarina Read sassarina Grabtastic!
January 30, 2007 @ 5:54AM
 
ROFLMFAO!!!!
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