
"There was a young lady of Girgenti,
Who lived in profusion and plenty;
She lay on two chairs,
and ate thousands of pears,
That susceptible Lady of Girgenti."
L. Hughes
.
There was an Old Person of Chili,
Whose conduct was painful and silly,
She sate on the stairs,
Eating apples and pears,
That imprudent Old Person of Chili.
L. Hughes
.
Don't look at me with despair
I'm prefectly content, I swear
When a nice pair of undies
On Weekdays and Sundays
From Fruit of the Loom I wear...slb
